The sort of place where you can ask things like 'My fruit trees are being eaten by beetles, why is this?" and not get the answer "I expect they're hungry".

Threads and Posts
Total Threads:	497
Total Posts:	4,391
This board has 5 moderators

On This Board
You cannot create threads.
You cannot reply to threads.
You cannot create polls.

Users Viewing
0 Staff, 0 Members, 1 Guest.

Shoutbox

gadget: A joke? No way. I’ll be cancelled if I tell a joke. Dec 24, 2022 14:18:02 GMT

gadget: Would a woke anecdote be acceptable? Jan 26, 2023 21:21:35 GMT

Onda Edge: If it's too long I probably won't be awoke to hear the end. Jan 26, 2023 21:39:21 GMT

gadget: That’s OK, I always start at the end. Jan 29, 2023 20:35:38 GMT

Onda Edge: Damn, missed it! You'll have to tell me again.... ZZZZzzzzzzz Feb 6, 2023 14:02:43 GMT

Ann Tique: Heard a great joke yesterday ... punch line 'baa, baa' *ROFL* Feb 6, 2023 15:32:44 GMT

gadget: I just bought BAA BAA as a personalised number plate - for my black jeep. Feb 8, 2023 17:56:04 GMT

Onda Edge: I just got one too "L4 AMB" wanted to put it on the Tesla but it was too shocking. Grilled kidneys, fava beans & a nice Chianti. Phh, phh, phh. Feb 8, 2023 18:59:28 GMT

Gadget: Who's up for a sing-song? Mar 26, 2023 21:30:43 GMT

gadget: Great idea Gadget. If you could rope in another thirty eight people, I’d love to try the Thomas Tallis forty part motet. Apr 20, 2023 17:09:09 GMT

gadget: I’m amazed Gadget. I thought there’d be a frenzy of volunteers for this one. Apr 22, 2023 14:35:27 GMT *

gadget: So that’s twenty parts each for me and you. Apr 22, 2023 14:36:57 GMT

Gadget: That's ok, you can have my twenty parts. Apr 22, 2023 21:39:57 GMT

gadget: That’s a very kind offer Gadget, but I’ll have to decline. I’ve already donated my twenty parts to Gareth Malone. Apr 25, 2023 14:45:30 GMT

Onda Edge: Thank heavens for that, I was rushing to get my ear defenders out if you two were duetting. Apr 26, 2023 7:53:51 GMT

gadget: Back in ye olden days, at least one person would by now have posted the tired reference to putting the sprouts on. Some changes are for the better. Apr 23, 2024 11:46:05 GMT

pollyanthus: It's nearly May ... must be time to put the sprouts on

Apr 23, 2024 15:03:15 GMT

Ann Tique: Nah, they should have been on by leap year day!

Apr 23, 2024 15:07:08 GMT

Gadget: Blimey, I thought everyone had died. Apr 23, 2024 21:22:43 GMT

gadget: I’m still getting to grips with parallel universes Apr 24, 2024 10:48:04 GMT