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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 16:36:31 GMT
Merry Christmas everyone! Looks like it is going to be a white Christmas. I hope you all have your presents ready. Not long to go.
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Post by Ava bike on Oct 28, 2005 16:40:21 GMT
Merry Christmas everyone! Looks like it is going to be a white Christmas. I hope you all have your presents ready. Not long to go. I don't think you have that quite right Santa. Isn't the presents thing your department?
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Oct 28, 2005 16:41:03 GMT
*waves* Hi Santa ...woohoo ...did you get my letter?? I have been a VERY good girl this year , I have brushed my teeth everyday and have eaten my vegetables and everything!
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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 16:44:56 GMT
*waves* Hi Santa ...woohoo ...did you get my letter?? I have been a VERY good girl this year , I have brushed my teeth everyday and have eaten my vegetables and everything! Yes, young lady, I received your message. Have you brushed your teeth every day?
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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 16:46:35 GMT
Merry Christmas everyone! Looks like it is going to be a white Christmas. I hope you all have your presents ready. Not long to go. I don't think you have that quite right Santa. Isn't the presents thing your department? I do the presents, yes. But are you not going to purchase any for your loved ones yourself?
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Post by lily on Oct 28, 2005 16:51:11 GMT
Is it really a year since you was here last? Blimey how time flies!
Is Sturbs gonna give you a board to yourself this year where you can give us all what we want?
xxx
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Post by Ava bike on Oct 28, 2005 16:54:56 GMT
I don't think you have that quite right Santa. Isn't the presents thing your department? I do the presents, yes. But are you not going to purchase any for your loved ones yourself? You sound like Obe Three last year when he said: "These are what I want from Santa Dad, but what are you going to buy me?" Little git - I gave him a good slap of course.
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Oct 28, 2005 16:59:25 GMT
I do the presents, yes. But are you not going to purchase any for your loved ones yourself? You sound like Obe Three last year when he said: "These are what I want from Santa Dad, but what are you going to buy me?" Little git - I gave him a good slap of course. I am, of course, assuming that he asked for one
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Post by Ava bike on Oct 28, 2005 17:02:00 GMT
You sound like Obe Three last year when he said: "These are what I want from Santa Dad, but what are you going to buy me?" Little git - I gave him a good slap of course. I am, of course, assuming that he asked for one Well, not quite in those words Mel; maybe something was lost in the translation.
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Oct 28, 2005 17:03:11 GMT
I am, of course, assuming that he asked for one Well, not quite in those words Mel; maybe something was lost in the translation. Good chap
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Post by chopsghost on Oct 28, 2005 17:06:48 GMT
Hiya Santa!
I have been a good boy and washed my bum every day.
Please can I have:
A My Little Pony Abattoir Some Beer Some Dalwhinnie Single Malt Some slippers a dolly that you wind up and then it runs about and then stops Some more beer.
Thanks
Yours
Chopper
aged 538 months
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Post by chopsghost on Oct 28, 2005 17:12:33 GMT
....P.S.
and some nuts (mine got blown off recently)
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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 17:33:34 GMT
....P.S. and some nuts (mine got blown off recently) Dear young Choppers Ghost, I appreciate that you have washed your bum every day. I do have one question. Have you been partaking in the consumption of alcohol at all? And, furthermore, have you been swearing at the lorry drivers today? Yours, with a look of regret on his face, Santa.
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Post by chopsghost on Oct 28, 2005 17:47:52 GMT
....P.S. and some nuts (mine got blown off recently) Dear young Choppers Ghost, I appreciate that you have washed your bum every day. I do have one question. Have you been partaking in the consumption of alcohol at all? And, furthermore, have you been swearing at the lorry drivers today? Yours, with a look of regret on his face, Santa. but....but...Santa ...I HAD to swear...it's in me bludy genes ya swine and you bludy know it is ya chuffer. Giz me beer and whisky and nuts ya tight sod please
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Oct 28, 2005 17:52:25 GMT
Dear young Choppers Ghost, I appreciate that you have washed your bum every day. I do have one question. Have you been partaking in the consumption of alcohol at all? And, furthermore, have you been swearing at the lorry drivers today? Yours, with a look of regret on his face, Santa. but....but...Santa ...I HAD to swear...it's in me bludy genes ya swine and you bludy know it is ya chuffer. Giz me beer and whisky and nuts ya tight sod please ARGHHH CHAV GHOST!!!
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Post by Slowan on Oct 28, 2005 17:58:24 GMT
Hello Santa! I have been REUULY REUULY good this year - as you will know if you or your spie ......... sorry fairies ......... were watching - well I hope that was when you were watching * suddenly becomes quietly thoughtful* Anyway- Purleese can I have George Clooney this year? I did ask last year but do I understand that some years things must get a bit hectic towards the 24th and sometimes people just have to take what you have time to throw onto your sleigh......... but if I could just get my order in early...............
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Post by nobbin on Oct 28, 2005 18:21:40 GMT
Hello Santa! I have been REUULY REUULY good this year - as you will know if you or your spie ......... sorry fairies ......... were watching - well I hope that was when you were watching * suddenly becomes quietly thoughtful* Anyway- Purleese can I have George Clooney this year? I did ask last year but do I understand that some years things must get a bit hectic towards the 24th and sometimes people just have to take what you have time to throw onto your sleigh......... but if I could just get my order in early............... I have been more sensible and gooderer than her! I think I deserve to have George Clooney and then I can contract him out to the most goodest (and richest) female that appears on the boards! (and I can take a cut of his payments......if that's not too much to ask)
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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 18:25:45 GMT
Hello Santa! I have been REUULY REUULY good this year - as you will know if you or your spie ......... sorry fairies ......... were watching - well I hope that was when you were watching * suddenly becomes quietly thoughtful* Anyway- Purleese can I have George Clooney this year? I did ask last year but do I understand that some years things must get a bit hectic towards the 24th and sometimes people just have to take what you have time to throw onto your sleigh......... but if I could just get my order in early............... I have been more sensible and gooderer than her! I think I deserve to have George Clooney and then I can contract him out to the most goodest (and richest) female that appears on the boards! (and I can take a cut of his payments......if that's not too much to ask) I think you two need to get a grip on life. Poor old George has had a bad time this year and he is in great demand. He deserves Chritmas day on his own. If you send me a cheque for £50 000 000 000 000 I will consider talking to him.
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Post by Ava Bike on Oct 28, 2005 18:32:52 GMT
Hello Santa! I have been REUULY REUULY good this year - as you will know if you or your spie ......... sorry fairies ......... were watching - well I hope that was when you were watching * suddenly becomes quietly thoughtful* Anyway- Purleese can I have George Clooney this year? I did ask last year but do I understand that some years things must get a bit hectic towards the 24th and sometimes people just have to take what you have time to throw onto your sleigh......... but if I could just get my order in early............... I have been more sensible and gooderer than her! I think I deserve to have George Clooney and then I can contract him out to the most goodest (and richest) female that appears on the boards! (and I can take a cut of his payments......if that's not too much to ask) Nice of you to think about me Nobbin, but I'm well sick of George. He was banging on me front door door again last night. 'Bu88er off!' I shouted through the letter box, 'I'm busy de-fleaing the cat.' but would he go away? Robert Lindsey? Now your talking!
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Post by santaclause on Oct 28, 2005 18:37:39 GMT
I have been more sensible and gooderer than her! I think I deserve to have George Clooney and then I can contract him out to the most goodest (and richest) female that appears on the boards! (and I can take a cut of his payments......if that's not too much to ask) Nice of you to think about me Nobbin, but I'm well sick of George. He was banging on me front door door again last night. 'Bu88er off!' I shouted through the letter box, 'I'm busy de-fleaing the cat.' but would he go away? Robert Lindsey? Now your talking! Young lady! your use of the word 'door' twice is something I find quite shocking! I can handle 'bu88er' quite well, but the likes of Robert Lindsay! i feel you have to inspect your life and come up with something more deserving and obtainable! P.S. Cats don't have presents, unless their owners are pathetic!
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