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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 15:34:26 GMT
*Ignores stupid, childish comments about Brummies and carries on sellotaping chimps head back onto body* Oi! I woz trying to defend your honour there...
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Post by choppersbits on Nov 6, 2005 15:35:56 GMT
*Ignores stupid, childish comments about Brummies and carries on sellotaping chimps head back onto body* Why is me head on top of me legs?.....and what's me botty doing up there?
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Post by nobbin on Nov 6, 2005 15:44:26 GMT
*Ignores stupid, childish comments about Brummies and carries on sellotaping chimps head back onto body* Oi! I woz trying to defend your honour there... No no! not you! I meant 'Im! Up there...with his head in his crack!
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 15:48:51 GMT
Oi! I woz trying to defend your honour there... No no! not you! I meant 'Im! Up there...with his head in his crack! Sounds like one of my bosses.. the best thing he could do would be to stick his head up his a*se.. at least then he could see what he was talking about...
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Post by nobbin on Nov 6, 2005 15:50:44 GMT
No no! not you! I meant 'Im! Up there...with his head in his crack! Sounds like one of my bosses.. the best thing he could do would be to stick his head up his Choppy's botty.. at least then he could see what he was talking about... A packet of tissues wouldn't come amiss, either...
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 15:53:18 GMT
Sounds like one of my bosses.. the best thing he could do would be to stick his head up his Choppy's botty.. at least then he could see what he was talking about... A packet of tissues wouldn't come amiss, either... You've met my boss then? ;D
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Post by nobbin on Nov 6, 2005 15:54:28 GMT
A packet of tissues wouldn't come amiss, either... You've met my boss then? ;D It's me.........
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 16:00:25 GMT
You've met my boss then? ;D It's me......... If you are my boss, you have a heck of a commute every day..
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Post by nobbin on Nov 6, 2005 16:02:18 GMT
If you are my boss, you have a heck of a commute every day.. I have a doppleganger....
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 16:04:05 GMT
If you are my boss, you have a heck of a commute every day.. I have a doppleganger.... You can get some ointment for that...
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Post by nobbin on Nov 6, 2005 16:12:02 GMT
I have a doppleganger.... You can get some ointment for that... I did..and when I put it on me face, I came out in a different kind of rash.....
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Post by choppersbits on Nov 6, 2005 17:41:03 GMT
It's true Alf, he does talk out of his botty. That's why his breath stinks
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Post by Ava Bike on Nov 6, 2005 17:46:57 GMT
For your information I was having me eyes and goolies put back in their proper places. The first quack to attend me was some brummy who I couldn't see because he very kindly stuck me goolies in me eye sockets and eyes in me goolie sockets. It was awful. Just awful. I can see it must have been awful ...
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 17:59:29 GMT
For your information I was having me eyes and goolies put back in their proper places. The first quack to attend me was some brummy who I couldn't see because he very kindly stuck me goolies in me eye sockets and eyes in me goolie sockets. It was awful. Just awful. I can see it must have been awful ... #You need hands to hold the little baby...You need hands, to poke out both your eyes.. But the sweetest hand of alllll...is the hand that tickles his b*llll...and and holds the fort whilst he says I luuuv yooooou!#
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Post by Alf Witt on Nov 6, 2005 18:23:08 GMT
It's true Alf, he does talk out of his Choppy's botty. That's why his breath stinks It must have been quite a task being that close, whilst he was putting your bits back together.. Fortunately for me, that particular avenue of alleged pleasure has been closed off (and we don't want it opening up again, do we Basil? No you don't dear...).... ;D
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Post by Ava bike on Sept 10, 2020 13:47:10 GMT
For your information I was having me eyes and goolies put back in their proper places. The first quack to attend me was some brummy who I couldn't see because he very kindly stuck me goolies in me eye sockets and eyes in me goolie sockets. It was awful. Just awful. I can see it must have been awful ... Unavailable images should be banned from this place.
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