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Post by Rhea on Nov 12, 2005 21:00:20 GMT
*faints*. IT IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by lindasahandir on Nov 12, 2005 21:19:01 GMT
*faints*. IT IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoops! *fetches smellings salts* Didn't have you down as the fainting type, Rhea!!
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Post by Nick O. Teen on Nov 12, 2005 22:39:41 GMT
24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says, that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized ****. Get it right. You take the paper, and a cup of tea, and a tab in with you. Doesn't every man?
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Post by Ava bike on Nov 13, 2005 0:41:52 GMT
She wouldn't offer one, anyway..... Of course not. That would suggest a level of pre-emptive forethought, rather than just plain vindictiveness. Isn't pre-emptive forethought a tad tautologous?
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Post by rolandbutter on Nov 13, 2005 7:12:31 GMT
Can't beat a good bit of forward planning. Not that I'm saying if she doesn't do it twice she'll forget it............
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Post by ladyb on Nov 13, 2005 10:01:23 GMT
Les Bian as well. Still on the roll ups? Nope! Have been Niccotine free for nearly 2 years, *smug*
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Post by revcounter on Nov 14, 2005 8:53:30 GMT
25. Having anything (with the possible exemption of overdrafts - come to think of it, nope, even they can be included if they've been run up by the significant other) bigger than anyone else's. xx Unless it's a mobile phone.....strangely..... And as for you Mrs Nemms, I think you'll find the list for a real man varies slightly from yours...... ~wanders off to get his stripey apron on~
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Post by nobbin on Nov 14, 2005 10:31:18 GMT
25. Having anything (with the possible exemption of overdrafts - come to think of it, nope, even they can be included if they've been run up by the significant other) bigger than anyone else's. xx Unless it's a mobile phone.....strangely..... And as for you Mrs Nemms, I think you'll find the list for a real man varies slightly from yours...... ~wanders off to get his stripey apron on~ What's for tea?
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Post by revcounter on Nov 14, 2005 10:33:36 GMT
Unless it's a mobile phone.....strangely..... And as for you Mrs Nemms, I think you'll find the list for a real man varies slightly from yours...... ~wanders off to get his stripey apron on~ What's for tea? Restricted availability, but probably fairy cakes.......
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Post by nobbin on Nov 14, 2005 10:42:22 GMT
Restricted availability, but probably fairy cakes....... Anything will do me......I'll rephrase that....................
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Post by revcounter on Nov 14, 2005 10:57:36 GMT
Restricted availability, but probably fairy cakes....... Anything will do me......I'll rephrase that.................... ......that's certainly what it says on the loo wall.....
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Post by nobbin on Nov 14, 2005 11:02:53 GMT
You must have been in there a long time..it was right down the bottom, at the back of the pan, just above the "please can we have a new wall?" sign.....
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Post by revcounter on Nov 14, 2005 11:05:32 GMT
I'd dropped my car keys, and was bending over to find them, took a while to locate them and managed to read a few things, obviously that explains the way I appeared when the nice Police Officer entered the premises........and that m'lud, is the case for the defence
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Post by Candy Mansing on Nov 14, 2005 11:23:40 GMT
I'd dropped my car keys, and was bending over to find them, took a while to locate them and managed to read a few things, obviously that explains the way I appeared when the nice Police Officer entered the premises........and that m'lud, is the case for the defence You can read upside down? Wow that's clever.......
*wonders how Rev will explain his trousers being round his ankles at the same time?!*
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Post by nobbin on Nov 14, 2005 11:26:19 GMT
I'd dropped my car keys, and was bending over to find them, took a while to locate them and managed to read a few things, obviously that explains the way I appeared when the nice Police Officer entered the premises........and that m'lud, is the case for the defence You can read upside down? Wow that's clever.......
*wonders how Rev will explain his trousers being round his ankles at the same time?!*How do you think I wrote it in the first pl - oops!
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Post by revcounter on Nov 14, 2005 11:36:41 GMT
I'll send you my solicitor's contact details.....very sympathetic and creative
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Post by EmmaNemms on Nov 14, 2005 17:17:28 GMT
25. Having anything (with the possible exemption of overdrafts - come to think of it, nope, even they can be included if they've been run up by the significant other) bigger than anyone else's. xx Unless it's a mobile phone.....strangely..... And as for you Mrs Nemms, I think you'll find the list for a real man varies slightly from yours...... ~wanders off to get his stripey apron on~ Ok, for you, I'll add 'being handy with a leg of lamb.'
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Post by revcounter on Nov 15, 2005 7:49:54 GMT
Unless it's a mobile phone.....strangely..... And as for you Mrs Nemms, I think you'll find the list for a real man varies slightly from yours...... ~wanders off to get his stripey apron on~ Ok, for you, I'll add 'being handy with a leg of lamb.' That is a statement full of resonance for a Dorset lad.........ah, memories
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Post by Candy Mansing on Nov 15, 2005 7:56:47 GMT
Ok, for you, I'll add 'being handy with a leg of lamb.' That is a statement full of resonance for a Dorset lad.........ah, memories I thought the welsh were the ones that had a thing for sheep Rev?!
*wanders away to re-evaluate the world*
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Post by revcounter on Nov 15, 2005 8:00:38 GMT
That is a statement full of resonance for a Dorset lad.........ah, memories I thought the welsh were the ones that had a thing for sheep Rev?!
*wanders away to re-evaluate the world*We Dorset folk tend to keep our predilictions a little more discrete CM, anyway, why give the press more ammunition?
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