While driving, OLD KATIE got all her gears jammed And when she got them free, a srone wall she rammed GUSOMMETER said," Can you hang on a jiffy, I'll just send for CHARLIE, down at the SMIFFY" Young JILLY thought, "Well AL B DAMNED."
He said, "If you come round to ours,I'll not give yee a fright We'll get a CASEY BEERS in and maybe have a bite ARTHURMOMETER say's it's ganna freeze and it will be real icy We might have a MISTY MEENA and that'll be quite dicy So we'll stay in and have a very special birthday night."
There's a tog name of SPIDERTHEMINDER Had I known your gender, I could have been kinder Shares a birthday with the TOG they call DOLLY=PEGG Who hangs on a clothes line dripping into a keg And I'm sure, that's where you'll always finder.
Frankleapold: It wasnae me....I prefer Talisker or Highland Park me self actually.
Apr 26, 2014 17:44:13 GMT
Onda Edge: Cooeeee, any body home.
May 3, 2014 16:46:39 GMT
Onda Edge: Right it's May, not sure what happened to April, and I've been back to see who else has popped in since my last visit. It looks like we don't get together these days! Any chance of getting a few peeps to meet in here? In the words of Arnie - "I'll be back"
May 3, 2014 17:37:48 GMT
Onda Edge: - next Saturday morning.
May 3, 2014 17:38:31 GMT
Earl Leigh Indemorn: *rummages under bar for the Knockando* Ah, sorry for the confusion. Hadn't realised it was simply on a lower shelf. Shall I pour you a large Talisker, Frankleapold? And a bucket of red for anyone?
May 9, 2014 19:27:30 GMT
Obe: Where are you Onda? You promised. Civilised people should not be lying in bed at this hour.
May 10, 2014 8:36:18 GMT
Earl Leigh Indemorn: Oh, fiddlesticks! I couldn't be here Saturday morning but I put the coffee pot on the timer and ordered enough hot buttered toast for 20 Togs. Anyone fancy some cold toast and coffee?
May 12, 2014 8:15:04 GMT
Onda Edge: Lorry, couldn't make it back in time. And other tedious things have since interrupted my attempts to get back here till now that is! I've set an alarm for this Saturday 7th June at 10:30 am TOGST - TOGStandardTime. Byeeee.
Jun 5, 2014 10:27:33 GMT
Earl Leigh Indemorn: *puts red wine and buckets on the bar ready for Onda* Sorry I won't make it as I'm working tomorrow but I've left everything ready for you.
Jun 6, 2014 9:17:17 GMT
Earl Leigh Indemorn: PS If you want pork scratchings they're in the red box on the bottom shelf.
Jun 6, 2014 9:17:31 GMT
Onda Edge: Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze.... I'm late anyone around.
Jun 7, 2014 10:09:23 GMT
Onda Edge: Oh, well, I'll just have a quick drink. What's this? A red box with some toenails in it! And I see the wine list hasn't improved much either. Some of this Pinot Grigio has been around for years ever since Deadly stopped drinking here.
Jun 7, 2014 10:15:12 GMT
Onda Edge: Eeuugh..... it hasn't aged too well either. That can probably be said about one or two other things round here.
Jun 7, 2014 10:16:41 GMT
Onda Edge: I'll stick to the tonic. It's still a bit early for hard stuff.
Jun 7, 2014 10:18:29 GMT
Onda Edge: Back again another day, don't know when.
Jun 7, 2014 10:19:32 GMT
Earl Leigh Indemorn: Specially for you, Onda, I've order a restock for the bar. Plenty of red wine, new buckets, Mars bars, pork scratchings, Iced Gems and cocktail parasols. Someone's got to be here to sign for the delivery. Any volunteers?
Jun 15, 2014 21:06:27 GMT
Obe: Does the red wine include the '61 Petrus?
Jun 15, 2014 21:07:54 GMT
Onda Edge: Do you lot meet up somewhere else on t'internet?
Jun 29, 2014 16:35:30 GMT