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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 25, 2008 13:22:32 GMT
Jan 25th 2008 Two Birthdays.
A Goddess of love is APHIE Love anybody for a piece of taffee As she jumped out of bed Ooh whats that smell, she said HOOFHEARTED, it must have been Ralphy
Happy Birthday to you both. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 0:39:39 GMT
Jan 26th 2008 No Birthdays. Jan 27th 2008 Two Birthdays
JPBLACKBIRD was out on his scooter one day When he skidded on black ice, he slid into some hay And while he was lying there, legs all askew The wife of the farmer, who was PAUL222 Jumped on him and had her wicked way
Happy Birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 20:37:09 GMT
Another birthday today I nearly missed.
A man stood standing all forlorn His pocket money had all gorn His jacket was raggy His trousers were baggy And tomorrow he had work EARL LEIGH MORN Happy Birthday Sir. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 28, 2008 15:04:49 GMT
Jan 28th 2008 Two Birthdays Today
PHILMCCAVITY", said one NORALEGOV To the Dentist who was towering above I need this thing filling And you'll find me quite willing He replied, "I fill teeth only love."
Happy Birthday to you both. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 29, 2008 20:08:17 GMT
Jan 29th 2008 Two Birthdays today
I'd wire her house with electric cable I would buy her a coat, made out of sable And if push came to shove, I'd even swap My SCOTTIE DOG for LOLLIEPOP The Queen of the breakfast table.
Happy Birthday to you both. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 31, 2008 19:39:22 GMT
Jan 30th 2008 No Birthdays Jan 31st 2008 Seven Birthdays
MARGANN, MEGAN and young FROZ Helped SINGINGYORKIE up on stage because, WEATHER BEATEN OLD WINDBAG, the speaker Was still sipping from an old dirty beaker And PATBRIDGEWATER thought he was the Fozz
Happy Birthday to you all John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 1, 2008 13:50:38 GMT
Feb. 1st 2008 One Birthday today
At the home for the dissenchanted Where the sweetest flowers are planted There lives a queen of beauty Whose alway's ready for duty BEA WILDERED quite often, granted.
Happy Birthday Bea. Love John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 2, 2008 16:40:43 GMT
Feb 2nd 2008 Four Birthdays Today
A STUDENTOFTERRY chomped To hear that OLDGIT had romped With SHEMMY, but she is no fool She sat on Faery's footstool BJORN TOBY STOMPED
Happy Birthday to you All. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 3, 2008 12:19:45 GMT
Feb. 3rd 2008 One Birthday Today
A Scot's angler, who was called FISHINGSID Fancied his landlady, so he did While trying to seize her In a top loading freezer He'd forgotten to prop up the lid.
Happy Birthday mate. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 4, 2008 14:21:47 GMT
Feb. 4th 2008 One Birthday today. [ a newbie]
A young limb, decided he would Join the TOGs site, if only he could Get his brain into gear He'd be THE one to fear He's name, had to be, ELMERFUDD.
Happy Birthda young sir/madam John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 5, 2008 21:59:38 GMT
Feb 5th 2008 Four Birthdays Today
There was a young limb, called CHAMPAGNEREDHEAD Who was in the garden, digging a new flower bed When turning the soil, he found 13BUGS And asked DNA to check that they were just slugs While POLYANTHUS grew pink and then red.
Happy Birthday to you all John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 6, 2008 14:39:00 GMT
Feb. 6th 2008 One Birthday
IPLUMB, a tog of some note Could'nt afford to buy a new coat So with a loin cloth to wear And a feather in his hair You can see him out walking his goat
Happy Birthday youg limb. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 7, 2008 19:11:19 GMT
Feb. 7th 2008 Two Birthdays
ELIZA stared hard at DRIBBLINGPETE And said, "Wow, have'nt you got massive big feet" He smiled at her and started winking Said, "If my feet have got you thinking Before you feint, you'ld better sit on that seat."
Happy Birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 9, 2008 14:57:04 GMT
Feb 9th 2008 One Birthday today.
Heartbeat, The Royal and Emmerdale Soaps that are set in a Yorkshire Dale And a young limb, called THEGINGERJELLY Sat watching them all, on a portable tele Eastenders too, with a sting in the tail
Happy Birthday Sir/Madam Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 10, 2008 13:52:36 GMT
Feb. 10th 2008 Two Birthdays
JASON went behind the bikeshed, to have himself a pickle He would have gone to the toilet, but he did'nt have a nickel He thought no one will see me, if I do it in a hurry But he had just got started when he heard a little scurry Who do you think was giggling, a young limb called MADGE ICKLE
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 12, 2008 19:46:43 GMT
Feb 11th 2008 No Birthdays Feb 12th 2008 Two Birthdays
JANGLERS went down to milk the cow The problem was, she did'nt know how She tried pumping it's tail Butall to no avail So she sought help from KRAZYKERNOW
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 13, 2008 15:30:21 GMT
Feb 13th 2008 One Birthday
Went to the Zoo up at Inverness Came to one cage, cor what a mess Rubbish and paper scattered around And right in the middle was a big mound Then it moved and someone said "ELSALIONESS"
Happy Birthday to you. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 15, 2008 15:10:00 GMT
Feb 14th 2008 No Birthdays Feb 15th 2008 Two Birthdays
A number of TOGs made a booking To go and watch MINTOLA cooking But one shouted out loud I'll stand out in that crowd Because I HUGH "STUBBY" GOODLOOKING
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 17, 2008 13:57:19 GMT
Feb16th 2008 No Birthdays Today Feb 17th 2008 Two Birthdays Today
WINNIE BAGO a young limb from Chorley Whose cake had ic-ing that was curly Went out on a bender With a female Eastender Who she found out was called SALLYMORLEY
Happy Birthday To you both. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 18, 2008 14:06:14 GMT
Feb 18th 2008 Four Birthdays
T2 a young TOG from heaven sent Came downstairs this morning, hell bent MACHAT was SEWCHARMING It was so heart warming That SASSY got up and paid the rent
Happy Birthday to you all Lou
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