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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 20, 2008 18:32:43 GMT
Feb 19th No Birthdays yesterday Feb 20th One Birthday today
POLLY60 plus, on her birthday Went with a friend, for a roll in the hay The hay was so high, he could'nt reach the top So with a shake of her head, she told him to stop Said. "We'll come back when you're older and grey.
Happy Birthday Polly Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 22, 2008 13:34:42 GMT
Feb 21st No Birthdays Feb 22nd Two Birthdays
A DSTURBEDKIDD with a minimum of sence Went to the shops, with just a few pence To buy things, that mother could'nt afford And left the poor shopkeeper, well overawed With a cry that was so very IANTENSE
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 23, 2008 11:24:24 GMT
Feb 23rd 2008 Two Birthdays
LITTLEJOLENE complained to her boss, "This computer I've got is such a DEDLOSS It won't work, unless I press hard on the keys And my desk is so low, it's scraping my knees." He said, "One more complaint and I'll get very cross."
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 24, 2008 14:33:34 GMT
Feb 24th 2008 Three Birthdays
A Yorkshire lad called CTGHOST Asked KIRSTY for a slice of toast ALF WITT as usual in a daze About his normal bombastic ways Just had to brag and boast.
Happy Biirthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 25, 2008 22:08:06 GMT
Feb 25th 2008 Five Birthdays.
BROWN BEAR in her BOVVER BOOTS Had MEL TINGPOT all a'hoots While LES7 chasing all the lasses Came upon ROSE TINTED-GLASSES Wearing a polka dotted bathing suit.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 26, 2008 19:37:30 GMT
Feb 26th 2008 Two Birthdays
There was a young limb called IVORDAHILL Who got such a shock, from his Leccie Bill When he got to work, He got hold of the Ganger, Said "I must sort this out, cause they've made a big CLANGER And I'll have nout left, to leave'd wife in mi will.
Happy Birthday to you both Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 27, 2008 15:55:26 GMT
Feb 27th 2008 TwoBirthdays Today
A young limb who was called HORACETORY Said to ST. O." I'm going to tell you a story About a young girl from Leicester Who went out with a jester And soon found she was pregnant, begorry
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou. [Nearly missed you St. O sorry about that]
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 28, 2008 12:55:49 GMT
Feb 28th 2008 One Birthday Today
An old male TOG, who took a turn Decided that to cook, he'd learn He broke some eggs into a dish Determined to create a quiche But ended up with EGGYBURN.
Happy Birthday Young Limb. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 1, 2008 15:04:44 GMT
Mar. 1st. 2008 One Birthday Today
LOUISEMDMARBLES is a bright new limb Goes to workout everyday at the Gym She treads, presses and sit ups of course First on the carpet and then on the horse All of this, just to keep herself trim.
Happy Birthday to You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 2, 2008 11:39:09 GMT
Mar 2nd 2008 Six Birthdays Today.
KEWSIMM said to LINNELLM I seem To have lost it with DOLLYDAYDREAM Cause in MYGENERATION We GOTY deep penetration DEPUTYDAVE said, "Don't know what you mean."
Happy Birthday to each and everyone. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 3, 2008 21:06:54 GMT
March 3rd 2008 Four Birthdays Today
CATTEPUSS was a brand new TOG learner DUBLINMAGGIE was on the back burner At The Proms, Two Thousand and Seven PAUL got the idea that he was in heaven Because he was employed as PAIGETURNER
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 4, 2008 20:20:14 GMT
March 4th. 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
There was a new young limb called MATRIX Worked in a home for geriatrics While dating a scouse Known as NONIMOUSE Who said I am a friend of St Patricks
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 6, 2008 13:24:21 GMT
March 5th 2008 No Birthdays. March 6th 2008 Two Birthdays.
A Tog called SGV was said to be quite tough He had a reputation for cutting it real rough At Soccer, rugby, or any other game Hearts would flutter at the mention of his name But now he's telling everyone, that he's EDDYNOUGH
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 7, 2008 13:18:28 GMT
March 7th 2008 One Birthday today.
A Yorkshire man married a scouse And moved into a very old house He found loads of clothes, in the loft Picked one suit, which he doffed And chased the cat, shouting I'm DANGERMOUSE
Happy ~Birthday Sir. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 8, 2008 13:23:55 GMT
March 8th 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
A German Tog name of HANS ZUPP Asked LUVBUNDLE to join him for a cup She said "Thats very sweet, But my friend POSTYPETE Is delivering me a young Tup.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 9, 2008 12:41:10 GMT
March 9th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
KEN was a photographer, who took lots of stills, NETBOO was a worker at the Worcestershire mills A young limb called MOIRAKEN who was working there too, Was in such a kerfuckle, not knowing just what to do, To hide from the foreman, that mad CONRAD GRILLS.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 10, 2008 19:36:56 GMT
March 10th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
QUOFAN16 is a teller of lies Because, He's 18 and alcohol buys SYNTALYE on the other hand is of adult age, In fact very shortly, He'll be classed as a sage. Lying there, swatting them Gawd awful flies.
Happy Birthday to you Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 12, 2008 15:27:37 GMT
March 11th 2008 No Birthdays. March 12th 2008 One Birthday Today.
Peace was shattered by a massive Boom An earthquake shook through our bedroom Her indoors said, "Did you feel that" Or course I did, you silly old bat If you watch, you'll probably SEYMOURDOOM.
Happy Birthday Sir. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 14, 2008 13:15:02 GMT
March 13th 2008 No Birthdays March 14th 2008 One Birthday Today
He took her for a ride on a pedallo Serenaded her with a piccallo He swore by sundown He'd have her panties down His name, Yes you've guessed, BARRY GIGOLO.
Happy Birthday Sir. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 15, 2008 16:34:42 GMT
March 15th 2008 Four Birthdays Today
ARTEMIS1 played outside of the law His moll SHEEPYJANE thought he knew the score But one night, while standing there bragging He was knocked to the floor by BERNIEOFBAGLAN Who laughed and said "Bet that MAJOR BUMSORE."
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou
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