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Post by Redders on Jan 30, 2006 11:56:45 GMT
Let's have a little fun and frollicks butcherring the Noble Bard's quothes.......
"Conscience is but a word that NOBBIN's use, devised at first to keep the CHOPPY in awe"
RichardIII ;D
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Post by Alf Witt on Jan 30, 2006 19:21:32 GMT
"Romeo! Romeo! Wherefor art thou Romeo?"
*voice from below* "I'm down 'ere yer dozy young lady!"
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Post by Redders on Jan 31, 2006 10:31:03 GMT
If you have writ your annals true, ’t is there That, like a Barnsley Chop in a Pie shop, I flutter’d your Volscians in Doncaster: Alone I did it. Boy!
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Post by jimmythesaint on Jan 31, 2006 14:13:10 GMT
A horse, a horse. My prison cell and good accountant for a horse - Lester Piggott...........
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Post by Candy Mansing on Jan 31, 2006 14:15:34 GMT
Look - what light through yonder window breaks.......
Tis the East and Candy is the sun........
Well summink like that anyhow.
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Post by jimmythesaint on Jan 31, 2006 14:20:39 GMT
Once more into anyones breeches - The Village People
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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 31, 2006 18:48:05 GMT
Friends, Romans, countrymen............lend me a fiver
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Post by Candy Mansing on Feb 1, 2006 9:03:37 GMT
Et Tu Choppy's Botty?
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Post by Ellen Eyewater on Feb 1, 2006 21:19:27 GMT
Out! Out! Damned Spot !!!
and your not comming back in till you'v been !!!
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Post by Mary Hell on Feb 2, 2006 21:55:41 GMT
"Is this a Daxie I see before me?"
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Post by Candy Mansing on Feb 3, 2006 9:10:10 GMT
Then must you speak...Obe One that lov'd not wisely
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Post by jimmythesaint on Feb 3, 2006 9:15:55 GMT
Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow. That I should say goodnight till it be the next Togs bash
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Post by Candy Mansing on Feb 3, 2006 11:06:22 GMT
This was the noblest TOG of them all
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Post by ameytrainer on Feb 3, 2006 11:30:42 GMT
Your'e only supposed to blow the bleeding doors off.
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Post by Candy Mansing on Feb 3, 2006 12:27:26 GMT
Your'e only supposed to blow the bleeding doors off. Actually that should be
"you were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off"
"That Amey that hath a keyboard, I say is not shakespeare" (The Two Gentlemen of Verona (III, i, 104-105 - well the unadulterated version anyway)
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Post by Vesta Bules ♥ on Feb 3, 2006 20:01:28 GMT
"Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
*voice from below* "Oi be in the kitchen cooking fish fingers for thy tea!"
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Post by Redders on Feb 4, 2006 14:28:52 GMT
"Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor TRAVIS that struts and frets his BANJO upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by MEN OF BARNSLEY, full of sound and fury, signifying nowt." Macbeth Quote (Act V, Scene V).
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Feb 5, 2006 7:50:21 GMT
The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath
*Ewwwwwww! Who dropped THAT??*
(Merchant of Venice)
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Post by Candy Mansing on Feb 6, 2006 8:00:25 GMT
What a piece of work is man! - an unfinished rough draft to be sure!
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Post by Sharon Sharealike on Feb 6, 2006 9:33:28 GMT
What a piece of work is man! - an unfinished rough draft to be sure! That'll be Nobbin or BC then! "Out damn spot" "I say - thats no way to talk to the cat!"
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