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Jul 24, 2006 22:56:10 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 22:56:10 GMT
^ Beef and Onion > I bus to work in the morning but walk home V Isn't it starnge that what goes round comes round? ^ Isn't it just!!!! > I like owls. V Do you have any pets?
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Jul 25, 2006 7:59:41 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 7:59:41 GMT
^ Two dogs, three kids, a wife and a goldfish > I know which of the above I get the most affection from V Why is it the dogs?
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Jul 25, 2006 9:51:44 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 9:51:44 GMT
^ Two dogs, three kids, a wife and a goldfish > I know which of the above I get the most affection from V Why is it the dogs? ^ Because they don't judge people and they love us unconditionally. > My cat is sat on the chair next to me, purring. V Do you think I'll get any work done today?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:11:42 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 11:11:42 GMT
^ About as much as I'm likely to do > It's too bl**dy hot to work V Why should I do any work, anyway?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:25:10 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 11:25:10 GMT
^ Because it pays the mortgage (assuming you have one) > I have a mortgage and a car loan V Why do houses "eat" money?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:31:01 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 11:31:01 GMT
^ Because you have to feed them something (a bit like TYGs) > I've got two mortgages - one for home and one for work V Why would I like to jump forward in time 13½ years?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:32:08 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 11:32:08 GMT
^ Retirement? *ducks in case he's too young* > This study could do with a polish - the dust is gathering! V Why are dusters yellow?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:36:21 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 11:36:21 GMT
^ So you can hide canaries in them ( ) > I WISH I could retire in 13½ years (if not sooner) V Why can't I?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:49:14 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 11:49:14 GMT
^ Too many responsibilities, I suspect. (sorry if I offended you) > I don't think I'll ever retire. *sigh* V What can I have to eat?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:54:39 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 11:54:39 GMT
^ Anything you want. Anything at all. Here, try a Naga chilli *offers one across* > You'll have to try harder than that to offend me. I've got the thick skin of an elephant (and the ears to match) V Why do I keep expecting my 'puter to reset itself all the bl**dy time?
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Jul 25, 2006 11:57:22 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 11:57:22 GMT
^ Because you're male and expect everything to be done for you. (Default setting!) > I haven't done any work yet today. Again. V Why can't I get orf these bluddy boards?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:10:48 GMT
Post by Duncan Disorderly on Jul 25, 2006 14:10:48 GMT
^Because eejits like me keep answering your questions >I hate my job V Why have I just spent ages looking for a downwards arrow when I should have just looked for the "V" key?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:15:31 GMT
Post by Peter Outenstop on Jul 25, 2006 14:15:31 GMT
^ Looking for three others to declare you a twonk! > I work from home V Is it me?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:22:50 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 14:22:50 GMT
^ Quite possibly. > So do I, one day a week. The rest is spent in an office. V Anyone got any Cadbury's Dairy Milk to spare?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:35:03 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 14:35:03 GMT
^ I did have, but it's all meltified > I've got choccy stuck to my keyboard V Where's the nearest fridge to put my melting chocolate in?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:50:00 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 14:50:00 GMT
^ Give it here - I'll look after it for you. *snigger* > I have hob-nob crumbs in my keyboard. V Have you done any work today?
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Jul 25, 2006 14:54:43 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 14:54:43 GMT
^ More than I thought I would! > I'm actually working now - I'm testing my interweb connection thingy V Is it working yet? *passes choccy to Gladys to put in her fridge*
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Jul 25, 2006 15:11:09 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 15:11:09 GMT
^ Looks like you've cracked it. Ta for the choccy. > I just downloaded some pictures. V How many of you are thinking what you shouldn't be thinking?
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Jul 25, 2006 15:15:35 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 25, 2006 15:15:35 GMT
^ All of us > I always think what I shouldn't be thinking V Is it because I'm a bloke?
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Jul 25, 2006 15:18:39 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 25, 2006 15:18:39 GMT
^ Definitely! > I was once on the front page of our local paper. V What's your claim to fame?
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