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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 8, 2006 14:43:40 GMT
were nothing compared to the size of ......bazzoooooms! The size of barrage balloons. "This is a cruel twist of fate" she wailed. Bring me my........ CD collection, the balls on tonight and I want to make sure me dancing's up to scratch
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Post by lesbefriends on Dec 8, 2006 14:45:13 GMT
so that I can get on the telly with Brucie
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 8, 2006 14:49:14 GMT
so that I can get on the telly with Brucie You any good at dancing then Les?
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Post by lesbefriends on Dec 8, 2006 14:52:06 GMT
so that I can get on the telly with Brucie You any good at dancing then Les? Hopeless. Two or three left feet me!
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 8, 2006 14:55:07 GMT
You any good at dancing then Les? Hopeless. Two or three left feet me! pretty nifty in the school sports day then! da da da.........................Quick children, I think the giant is coming aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh!!!!!!!!
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 8, 2006 15:23:00 GMT
Hopeless. Two or three left feet me! pretty nifty in the school sports day then! da da da.........................Quick children, I think the giant is coming aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM "Oooer" said the Giant with one hand resting nonchalantly on his hip......
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Post by lesbefriends on Dec 8, 2006 15:42:41 GMT
..... I seem to have come over all queer..
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Post by Rob Anybody on Dec 8, 2006 16:04:46 GMT
and I feel strangely drawn to . . . (I think Julian Clary must be playing the giant)
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 8, 2006 16:33:21 GMT
a quick rumba with Prince Charming (slaps thigh several times, warm feeling ensues!)
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Post by Monica N'tbayou-Love on Dec 8, 2006 17:07:35 GMT
Prince Charming petulantly removed the giant's hand from his thigh and pouted prettily as
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Dec 8, 2006 22:42:19 GMT
He slaps the first custard pie of the matinee towards his face. BUT IT MISSESS and ends up covering
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Dec 9, 2006 1:01:19 GMT
the little lamp which nobody had noticed on the floor. This, of course, meant that someone had to rub it clean.....
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Dec 9, 2006 8:24:19 GMT
but no need to worry, Dick Whittingtons' cat starts licking it....okay WORRY...
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Dec 9, 2006 11:43:41 GMT
.... especially as someone has nicked his boots.....
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Dec 9, 2006 20:01:12 GMT
So where do the audience think the boots are..
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 9, 2006 20:02:58 GMT
Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and, after being told that the auditorium was non smoking, the gentlemen in row 13 disappeared outside to a chorus of boos. The panto continued with Bonnie Langford dressed as Peter Pan................................
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Dec 9, 2006 20:34:08 GMT
and the Seven Dwarfs Hi -Hoing across the stage except that there were only five, the other two had been.........
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 9, 2006 20:38:18 GMT
taken to the Police station for questionning, after they were found in a compromising position during...............
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Dec 9, 2006 20:52:00 GMT
the frantic rubbing of the lamp
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Dec 9, 2006 22:36:31 GMT
which had resulted in yet another puff of smoke, this time centre stage, whereupon
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