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Post by Lou Briccant on Jun 28, 2009 10:50:03 GMT
I'm angry at the big oak tree
For stepping in front of me when I was driving through the forest
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 7, 2009 6:51:36 GMT
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
and the ones at the back, and the middle and to stop having to only eat soup..
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Post by sirnialdementia on Mar 13, 2010 21:38:34 GMT
Cecilia
Breaking my heart should be the least of your worries
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 15, 2010 13:15:50 GMT
There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover... So tomorrow they will be a sort of mucky grey birdsh*tty colour
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Apr 30, 2010 10:51:59 GMT
You're my world you are my night and day any chance of a small sub 'til paaaaay day?
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Post by LucyQuipment on Apr 30, 2010 11:50:02 GMT
Breaking up is hard to do.... Though not with a 10lb mallet
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on May 4, 2010 11:41:16 GMT
The Hills Are Alive.... and its probably an earthquake
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debonaire
TOG
Old enough to know better but young enough not to care
Posts: 588
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Post by debonaire on May 4, 2010 12:38:08 GMT
It's knowing that your door is always open.......
So all the heat is going outside
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debonaire
TOG
Old enough to know better but young enough not to care
Posts: 588
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Post by debonaire on May 4, 2010 13:02:15 GMT
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end.......
'Boggy' in Spanx....no VPL
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Post by LucyQuipment on May 4, 2010 13:30:58 GMT
Oh a life on the ocean wave, a home on the rolling deep Shame about the SatNav, I'm stuck up a creek
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on May 4, 2010 16:25:24 GMT
There's a long long road a-winding into the valley below ..and the bliddy heel has come off my shoe
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on May 5, 2010 8:04:28 GMT
If you go down in the Woods Today, You're Sure of a BIG Surprise!
A 30 stone Grizzly Bear will chase you up a tree and slowly devour you from the feet up after mercifully first rippping your head off
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Post by LucyQuipment on May 5, 2010 9:57:49 GMT
Me and my teddy bear...
Have been had up for unnatural practices
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Jun 15, 2010 10:54:42 GMT
(It may indeed be unnatural...but I have never found the need to practice)
Oh My Darling Clemantine Accept no Satsuma alternatives
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jun 16, 2010 9:45:50 GMT
I don't like Mondays
And I'm not fussed about Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays or Fridays either
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