darknorth
Apprentice TOG
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Posts: 58
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Post by darknorth on Jan 26, 2008 18:34:03 GMT
chain-rattling vampire mice chase cats up trees and
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Post by marjibarji on Jan 26, 2008 18:41:16 GMT
their eyes glow red in the dark, and the owls take fright, and the skeletons dance the
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 0:15:50 GMT
tango and the fandango, while playing with their marraccas and chasing young virgins to drink their
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Post by nuttyslack on Jan 27, 2008 3:17:56 GMT
share of the drinks, they get extra for being virtuous
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 12:16:37 GMT
but then they lose their virtue when the skeletons frighten them into submission by
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Post by merseycat on Jan 27, 2008 16:04:46 GMT
jangling their bones at them. But they can't do them any harm because..
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 21:17:58 GMT
the vampire bats have already fed on them and sucked
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Post by marjibarji on Jan 28, 2008 7:43:06 GMT
their breath through their teeth and said 'this will never do' it's after midnight and we all know what happens when
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Post by Peek on Jan 28, 2008 12:02:02 GMT
the landlord shouts "Time Gentlemen please! ", the whole of North
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Post by marjibarji on Jan 28, 2008 17:07:32 GMT
downs their pints in one and rush home to watch 'Most Haunted' and sleep with their
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 28, 2008 19:32:54 GMT
hands over their ears and heads under the sheets in case
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 29, 2008 11:30:54 GMT
the Things That Go Bump In The Night come out of the cupboard and
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Post by merseycat on Jan 29, 2008 15:55:49 GMT
go running back to the graveyard with
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Post by marjibarji on Jan 30, 2008 8:51:06 GMT
all the whisky, cos even spirits like spirits, they just have to wait for it to evaporate, but - what's this? is it the Vicar? - and what on earth is he carrying? oh no its
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 30, 2008 9:43:56 GMT
a big cross entwined with strings of garlic and a great big
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Post by merseycat on Jan 30, 2008 16:30:28 GMT
bunch of grapes on the top for good luck, but he tripped and
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 30, 2008 19:46:01 GMT
split his difference when he got he's foot caught in
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 31, 2008 11:06:51 GMT
the streamers trailing from the ghostly aparition's
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Post by merseycat on Jan 31, 2008 18:16:15 GMT
which tripped him and he fell headlong into
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 31, 2008 19:52:23 GMT
A grave that had just been dug that day for
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