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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2008 12:32:07 GMT
spin off into space and lead to us all going to live on the moon, where
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 15:55:31 GMT
The Russians and the Americans have already landed and are
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Post by marjibarji on Mar 18, 2008 16:10:48 GMT
eating all the cheese, and started the famous Lunar Cheese Wars, that lasted for 10 years and only ended when
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 16:18:49 GMT
Both sides sent a Nuclear missile up at the same time and wiped each others
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 20, 2008 12:30:26 GMT
cream crackers out, so they had nothing to eat the cheese with. So both sides met at the Sea of Tranquility and decided on a truce, the terms of which were
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 22, 2008 21:33:46 GMT
written in the sand with a stick but a huge wave came over and wiped all
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Mar 24, 2008 20:38:36 GMT
the words away, which left them confused, as they couldn't remember why
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 25, 2008 10:15:33 GMT
and what they had written in the first place, because they had been friends now for
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 25, 2008 10:19:13 GMT
a lunar year, and besides which they were Togs. Being a Tog seems to affect the memory, not to mention
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 25, 2008 10:21:37 GMT
other unmentionable equiptment which seems to dwindle with the progression of
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Mar 25, 2008 22:12:55 GMT
time and tends to involve lots of trips to the bathroom, where
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 25, 2008 22:43:12 GMT
said equiptment didn't really want to go to anyway, because
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Post by faysake on Apr 20, 2008 7:03:21 GMT
he could have sworn he only came in to replace the empty toilet roll, so why was he
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 20, 2008 18:33:04 GMT
So upset that he couldn't even remember where he left them and
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Post by faysake on Apr 21, 2008 12:27:10 GMT
he knew he had a huge pile of BOGOFF bog rolls somewhere, but had they been stolen? yes - they had, and the thief was that well known
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 21, 2008 17:59:52 GMT
Toilet roll thief, Lou the West Highland Terrier, who was always
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Post by faysake on Apr 21, 2008 18:34:37 GMT
looking in the mirror, he was famous and very vain, in fact that very day he had undergone a
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 21, 2008 18:39:27 GMT
Hair transplant underneath his left arm, so that he could hide the
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Post by LucyQuipment on Apr 23, 2008 12:34:36 GMT
undergrowth when the trolls came with their pointy beards and pointy hats and pointy teeth to
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Post by faysake on Apr 23, 2008 17:08:49 GMT
lurk beneath the bridge and jump out on unsuspecting billy goats who were only there for the
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