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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 13, 2008 21:38:38 GMT
Mobile Phone, it does'nt go anywhere unless you carry it.
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Post by marjibarji on Mar 17, 2008 10:36:58 GMT
Bounty Bars, - never got a bounty claim from any of them - anyway - who are they after?
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 17, 2008 12:53:04 GMT
Crosswords, I've never heard one swear.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2008 12:30:52 GMT
News programmes - they seem to be full of forecasts, gossip, guesswork and speculation - with d*mn little in the way of actial news
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 16:05:55 GMT
Jet Ski It's not jet propelled
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Post by marjibarji on Mar 18, 2008 16:08:06 GMT
Kit Kats, where's the cat in them eh?
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 16:22:15 GMT
Milky way where are the stars?
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Post by chris p bacon on Mar 18, 2008 17:31:04 GMT
Tunes.......no music there matey
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 18:57:08 GMT
Bloomers, they've got no leaves.
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Post by Late Afternoon on Apr 9, 2008 19:47:55 GMT
Picture Frame, I bought one, it had no picture in it !!!
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Post by Dancin' Girl on Apr 9, 2008 22:21:11 GMT
MINSTRELS (they don't wander and they don't sing)
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 9, 2008 22:23:37 GMT
Carpets They are not cars and they don't have pets.
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Apr 12, 2008 8:40:00 GMT
Mobile Phone, it does'nt go anywhere unless you carry it. Try this: - Set the phone on vibrating alert - Fill a sink with water - Place phone on edge of sink - Await for a call Tried and tested method of getting it mobile
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Apr 12, 2008 8:41:20 GMT
I think the plural of the word "van" should be "ven".
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 12, 2008 20:12:00 GMT
Dressing Table. I've never ever seen our table dressing.
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Jun 26, 2008 15:29:53 GMT
A cross between an off-road motorcycle and an exotic fruit.
I propose: Scarambola.
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Post by Dinah Boordum on Jun 26, 2008 18:05:28 GMT
teenagers - they start at about 8 years old these days!
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Post by slinkychic on Jun 27, 2008 13:12:05 GMT
Steve Write... Should be called Unemployed
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Post by Dinah Boordum on Jun 27, 2008 16:13:47 GMT
vegemite - there are no vegetables in it, it's made from yeast extract! Why don't they call yeastmite?
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Jun 27, 2008 21:23:26 GMT
Catfood. No cats in it (I think).
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