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Post by royalarcher on May 15, 2009 11:29:32 GMT
You'd have to be damned quick, or very thin if it is ever decreasing.... I am both. I am neither and you are a fibber.
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Post by sallydickins on May 15, 2009 11:31:43 GMT
Morning Young Undress Applies-come to play with the plebs? I am regarding you all with bewilderment, but yes. Can I borrow some please? I'm not feeling at all wild and I have to go and force my through the hordes of Tunbridge Wells.........
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Post by royalarcher on May 15, 2009 11:41:20 GMT
Did you know the gestation period for a walrus is 137 years?
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Post by Conrad Grills on May 15, 2009 11:55:07 GMT
Did you know the gestation period for a walrus is 137 years? Bollocks!
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Post by royalarcher on May 15, 2009 12:08:22 GMT
Did you know the gestation period for a walrus is 137 years? Bollocks! It's the truth-you told me!!
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Post by on May 15, 2009 12:23:49 GMT
Any more of that, young man, and it will be off to the anaerobic digester for you.
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Post by Conrad Grills on May 15, 2009 12:30:13 GMT
Any more of that, young man, and it will be off to the anaerobic digester for you. I have been picking dandelions.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2009 12:44:11 GMT
Any more of that, young man, and it will be off to the anaerobic digester for you. I have been picking dandelions. Did you eat them?
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on May 15, 2009 13:31:30 GMT
I have never penetrated your inner circle. The only way out of a circle is through the centre. Do you play polo by any chance, do you fancy a chukka?
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Post by madwomanintheattic on May 15, 2009 14:49:13 GMT
Only the sheep know, your maj but I bet his parents weren't married.... [well,.... I don't get out much] rum ti tum ti tum ti tum...
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Post by on May 15, 2009 16:39:31 GMT
Welcome back, Mad Woman. Long time no idiotic scrawl. Just because the Archers is about farming, steaming showers and naughty bits does not mean you have to bring sheep into it.
Ewe see what I mean, don't ewe?
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Post by fayesake on May 15, 2009 17:11:43 GMT
Welcome back, Mad Woman. Long time no idiotic scrawl. Just because the Archers is about farming, steaming showers and naughty bits does not mean you have to bring sheep into it. Ewe see what I mean, don't ewe? That's right Dot, ram it home. By the way, did she fleece anyone for alimony?
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on May 15, 2009 17:18:01 GMT
Welcome back, Mad Woman. Long time no idiotic scrawl. Just because the Archers is about farming, steaming showers and naughty bits does not mean you have to bring sheep into it. Ewe see what I mean, don't ewe? Ahhhh! Memories of Golden Steaming Showers ;D
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Post by royalarcher on May 15, 2009 18:27:02 GMT
Do you know that there are only 35000 people in the whole of Scotland yet there are 43 million Scottish people in England? Also there are only 2000 people in Eire but 214 million Irish people in Irish Bars in Tokyo?
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Post by on May 15, 2009 22:12:57 GMT
Do you know that there are only 35000 people in the whole of Scotland yet there are 43 million Scottish people in England? Also there are only 2000 people in Eire but 214 million Irish people in Irish Bars in Tokyo? No. But frankly I don't give a damn.
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Post by lily on May 15, 2009 23:00:09 GMT
Well I think Eddie Grundy as PM would add a bit of fun to life.
Let's face it, he could teach this lot a thing or two.
As for Brian Aldridge...he's the child of the divil surely?
xxx
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Post by kiwigirl on May 15, 2009 23:19:52 GMT
Good morning Dave,I hope you're not topless today he isnt but i am ;D
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on May 15, 2009 23:21:27 GMT
Good morning Dave,I hope you're not topless today he isnt but i am ;D Don't forget to slip slap slop !
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Post by royalarcher on May 16, 2009 6:35:51 GMT
Morning Boys and Girls.Hope you all had a lovely sleep and are ready to play.Oh what fun this is.
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Post by fayesake on May 16, 2009 6:39:12 GMT
Morning Boys and Girls.Hope you all had a lovely sleep and are ready to play.Oh what fun this is. Deedy doody Dave, who's having a game of Cowboys and Indians?
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