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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 20, 2009 8:24:33 GMT
It's amazing what you notice whilst watching the golf on the Telly. I noticed that my big toes don't match.
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Jul 20, 2009 8:40:29 GMT
What - your face?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 20, 2009 8:45:03 GMT
You have a good point there, but when I tried to put my big toes up to my face to see, I fell over, and got a cramp in one of them
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Jul 20, 2009 8:54:02 GMT
You have a good point there, but when I tried to put my big toes up to my face to see, I fell over, and got a cramp in one of them Face cramp can be treated by sticking a pot of salt up your nose
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 20, 2009 8:57:29 GMT
You have a good point there, but when I tried to put my big toes up to my face to see, I fell over, and got a cramp in one of them Face cramp can be treated by sticking a pot of salt up your nose T'is true, but I picked up the pepper pot by mistake, s'not nice!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 9:49:43 GMT
Face cramp can be treated by sticking a pot of salt up your nose T'is true, but I picked up the pepper pot by mistake, s'not nice! With all this swine flu stuff, I hope you used a tissue. ;D
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Post by on Jul 20, 2009 10:01:23 GMT
Whilst watching the golf I distinctly heard Sam Torrance say that when it was very cold Ken Brown would soak his balls in hot water for half an hour before teeing off.
I am sending a bill to the Torrance person for the bottle of claret spilt and the consequential dry cleaning.
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Post by sallydickins on Jul 20, 2009 10:09:59 GMT
Whilst watching the golf I distinctly heard Sam Torrance say that when it was very cold Ken Brown would soak his balls in hot water for half an hour before teeing off. I am sending a bill to the Torrance person for the bottle of claret spilt and the consequential dry cleaning. Morning Madam I sincerely hope that the invoice will include the cost of a new bottle of claret? I've always found that when it comes to wine spillages it is policy to ensure the removal of the stain before it dries. I do this by sucking the garment as hard and as long as is necessary.
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Post by on Jul 20, 2009 10:43:16 GMT
Morning Ms Monella.
I have never suffered from a shortage of suckers I can assure you. One doesn't even need to look a million miles away from these boards, either.
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Post by Paul Treewages on Jul 20, 2009 11:37:57 GMT
Whilst watching the golf I distinctly heard Sam Torrance say that when it was very cold Ken Brown would soak his balls in hot water for half an hour before teeing off. I am sending a bill to the Torrance person for the bottle of claret spilt and the consequential dry cleaning. Morning Madam I sincerely hope that the invoice will include the cost of a new bottle of claret? I've always found that when it comes to wine spillages it is policy to ensure the removal of the stain before it dries. I do this by sucking the garment as hard and as long as is necessary. Thinks.... Will I? So, that's where you honed your talent then. **runs away and hides**
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Post by sallydickins on Jul 20, 2009 12:05:32 GMT
Morning Madam I sincerely hope that the invoice will include the cost of a new bottle of claret? I've always found that when it comes to wine spillages it is policy to ensure the removal of the stain before it dries. I do this by sucking the garment as hard and as long as is necessary. Thinks.... Will I? So, that's where you honed your talent then. **runs away and hides** Oooooh goooooo onnnnnnnnn I dare you.........
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Post by Paul Treewages on Jul 20, 2009 12:07:24 GMT
Thinks.... Will I? So, that's where you honed your talent then. **runs away and hides** Oooooh goooooo onnnnnnnnn I dare you......... Still hiding....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 12:08:10 GMT
Thinks.... Will I? So, that's where you honed your talent then. **runs away and hides** Oooooh goooooo onnnnnnnnn I dare you......... Being a coward has its advantages doesn't it PTW.
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Post by Paul Treewages on Jul 20, 2009 12:13:40 GMT
Oooooh goooooo onnnnnnnnn I dare you......... Being a coward has its advantages doesn't it PTW. Not really. It's cunning stunt in the hope that Ms Monella finds me
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 12:22:44 GMT
Being a coward has its advantages doesn't it PTW. Not really. It's cunning stunt in the hope that Ms Monella finds me Good plan keep it quiet so she doesn't cotton on.
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Post by Paul Treewages on Jul 20, 2009 12:28:36 GMT
Not really. It's cunning stunt in the hope that Ms Monella finds me Good plan keep it quiet so she doesn't cotton on. What's Dot got to do with it?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 13:24:21 GMT
Good plan keep it quiet so she doesn't cotton on. What's Dot got to do with it? You should avoid Dot at all costs.
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Post by Paul Treewages on Jul 20, 2009 13:32:18 GMT
What's Dot got to do with it? You should avoid Dot at all costs. That's dash good advice.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 13:35:14 GMT
You should avoid Dot at all costs. That's dash good advice. Can someone make a note this please?
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Post by Frankleapold on Jul 20, 2009 17:42:40 GMT
Lee has given a sensible answer.....!!!!! "Faints".
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