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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 10:39:00 GMT
I have an ague about the knees and other joints. I think I shall retire to my sofa and become an antiques expert by watching Crash In The Attic, Bargain Shunt and Flog 'Em All. Would someone be kind enough to open me a nice bottle of the red stuff? For medicinal purposes only you understand
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Post by Slowan on Dec 3, 2009 10:42:04 GMT
*goes to the cupboard to look for tomato sauce*
Not sure if it'll help, but you know best.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 10:43:44 GMT
*goes to the cupboard to look for tomato sauce* Not sure if it'll help, but you know best. Hmmmmmmmmmm Bliddy Marys!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 10:50:30 GMT
*goes to the cupboard to look for tomato sauce* Not sure if it'll help, but you know best. Got any chips to go with that Slowan can you be quick before Flaggers gets here.
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Post by on Dec 3, 2009 10:51:01 GMT
Do not forget the celery salt.
Buck up, girl. Even your avatar looks a bit jaded.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 10:54:52 GMT
Do not forget the celery salt. Buck up, girl. Even your avatar looks a bit jaded. I am trying to drown out the voices, they are carol singing and they are more out of tune than Jedward!
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 3, 2009 10:56:09 GMT
I have an ague about the knees and other joints. I think I shall retire to my sofa and become an antiques expert by watching Crash In The Attic, Bargain Shunt and Flog 'Em All. Would someone be kind enough to open me a nice bottle of the red stuff? For medicinal purposes only you understand Firstly, get a cup of gin down you then pull yourself towards yourself - you're British and woman after all. If you are still hell bent on watching the daytime cr*p on the box then do remember to remove one's brain first - you could do long term damage subjecting it to that garbage........
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Post by on Dec 3, 2009 10:57:18 GMT
Morning, Ms Monella.
Still on the up, I hope.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 10:57:24 GMT
I have an ague about the knees and other joints. I think I shall retire to my sofa and become an antiques expert by watching Crash In The Attic, Bargain Shunt and Flog 'Em All. Would someone be kind enough to open me a nice bottle of the red stuff? For medicinal purposes only you understand Firstly, get a cup of gin down you then pull yourself towards yourself - you're British and woman after all. If you are still hell bent on watching the daytime cr*p on the box then do remember to remove one's brain first - you could do long term damage subjecting it to that garbage........ Hmm, I quite fancy a gin and 'it' ;D
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 3, 2009 11:15:11 GMT
Morning, Ms Monella. Still on the up, I hope. Always Madam - you have taught me well.
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 3, 2009 11:16:58 GMT
Firstly, get a cup of gin down you then pull yourself towards yourself - you're British and woman after all. If you are still hell bent on watching the daytime cr*p on the box then do remember to remove one's brain first - you could do long term damage subjecting it to that garbage........ Hmm, I quite fancy a gin and 'it' ;D That's it, isn't it? You haven't had 'it' for a while now......your symptoms are common to that little malady.
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Post by Justin Credible on Dec 3, 2009 11:18:13 GMT
Firstly, get a cup of gin down you then pull yourself towards yourself - you're British and woman after all. If you are still hell bent on watching the daytime cr*p on the box then do remember to remove one's brain first - you could do long term damage subjecting it to that garbage........ Hmm, I quite fancy a gin and 'it' ;D I am quite prepared to come round and cheer you up.I shall require the usual fee though.
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Post by Frankleapold on Dec 3, 2009 11:23:34 GMT
I'll got a bottle of Tabasco Sauce.......that should liven you up !!.
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Post by Slowan on Dec 3, 2009 11:43:17 GMT
Does it go ok in coffee?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 12:05:42 GMT
Hmm, I quite fancy a gin and 'it' ;D That's it, isn't it? You haven't had 'it' for a while now......your symptoms are common to that little malady. Ahhh, I remember 'it', when the PMH had all his faculties, or if not, knew where he could borrow some. 'Pandimony', I would say 'time for you to lie down and have patriotic thoughts, after all if we want to raise some Hem lines..........'.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 3, 2009 12:07:15 GMT
Hmm, I quite fancy a gin and 'it' ;D I am quite prepared to come round and cheer you up.I shall require the usual fee though. OK, but it's your turn to wear the giant chicken outfit, and as for the fee, your eggs are in the post!
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 3, 2009 12:18:39 GMT
May I watch?
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Post by on Dec 3, 2009 12:20:44 GMT
Morning, Flagrante. Always had you down as action man rather than spectator sports. Haven't you got a sporran to inflate?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 3, 2009 12:24:45 GMT
Morning, Flagrante. Always had you down as action man rather than spectator sports. Haven't you got a sporran to inflate? Wotcher Nutjob. Sporran developed a leak - have been looking for a puncture repair kit. No luck so far. Actionable activities therefore curtailed pro tem. Hence the reason I'm here. Shot anything tasty lately?
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Post by Justin Credible on Dec 3, 2009 12:39:01 GMT
Morning, Flagrante. Always had you down as action man rather than spectator sports. Haven't you got a sporran to inflate? Wotcher Nutjob. Sporran developed a leak - have been looking for a puncture repair kit. No luck so far. Actionable activities therefore curtailed pro tem. Hence the reason I'm here. Shot anything tasty lately? Morning Flaggers! Any chance of slinging a mutton pie across the Border to Northumberland?
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