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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 9:33:28 GMT
I was gluing my watch strap and got careless, it's stuck to my fingers now.
ps how do you spell glueing?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 10:15:00 GMT
Ok, I know it's a load of drivel, but it's either this or the ironing ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 10:23:48 GMT
Ok, I know it's a load of drivel, but it's either this or the ironing ;D Why oh why would you want to glue the ironing?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 10:24:24 GMT
Ok, I know it's a load of drivel, but it's either this or the ironing ;D Why oh why would you want to glue the ironing? I like getting stuck into the housework ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 10:25:19 GMT
Why oh why would you want to glue the ironing? I like getting stuck into the housework ;D You must make a good duster then. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 10:26:58 GMT
I like getting stuck into the housework ;D You must make a good duster then. ;D Wipes floor with Lee person. Now who's next?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 10:28:55 GMT
You must make a good duster then. ;D Wipes floor with Lee person. Now who's next? Mahatt then phil and finish with SND. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 10:30:23 GMT
Wipes floor with Lee person. Now who's next? Mahatt then phil and finish with SND. ;D Last time I did that I nearly got arrested
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 10:32:13 GMT
Mahatt then phil and finish with SND. ;D Last time I did that I nearly got arrested Only nearly you should really go for it this time then. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 9, 2009 10:34:45 GMT
Last time I did that I nearly got arrested Only nearly you should really go for it this time then. ;D Hmmmmm, gets out equipment, feather duster, that special polish, and the vacuum cleaner that beats as it sweeps as it cleans...............line 'em up!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 10:38:16 GMT
Only nearly you should really go for it this time then. ;D Hmmmmm, gets out equipment, feather duster, that special polish, and the vacuum cleaner that beats as it sweeps as it cleans...............line 'em up! *gets chair into the best seat in the house*
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 9, 2009 11:05:10 GMT
ps how do you spell glueing? Gloowing
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 9, 2009 14:45:29 GMT
ps how do you spell glueing? Gloowing The Gloo (Dwarfus Penguinicus Scottiis) is a small flightless bird often found on the boggy margins of Haggis moors. The Gloo's wing is small and rather tasteless. It also sticks in the teeth. The leg, on the other hand, is plump and tasty, although benefits from slow cooking. About six should be enough for a meal for two (or one hungry chappie). The ears are not worth mentioning.
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 9, 2009 15:37:34 GMT
The Gloo (Dwarfus Penguinicus Scottiis) is a small flightless bird often found on the boggy margins of Haggis moors. The Gloo's wing is small and rather tasteless. It also sticks in the teeth. The leg, on the other hand, is plump and tasty, although benefits from slow cooking. About six should be enough for a meal for two (or one hungry chappie). The ears are not worth mentioning. I know you chaps in skirts celebrate Ogh Aye the Gloo every year when the poor gloo has to go into hiding and diguise itself as a small local boy, hence the ears.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 9, 2009 15:46:59 GMT
The Gloo (Dwarfus Penguinicus Scottiis) is a small flightless bird often found on the boggy margins of Haggis moors. The Gloo's wing is small and rather tasteless. It also sticks in the teeth. The leg, on the other hand, is plump and tasty, although benefits from slow cooking. About six should be enough for a meal for two (or one hungry chappie). The ears are not worth mentioning. I know you chaps in skirts celebrate Ogh Aye the Gloo every year when the poor gloo has to go into hiding and diguise itself as a small local boy, hence the ears. Mostly, Gloos hide up people's skirts. We gentlemen of fair Alba wear the kilt, which is not a skirt, so we are all right. Small boys on the other hand are a more dangerous proposition (especially if you wear the kilt). Best to bribe them with a sixpence and get them to inform on the whereabouts and disguise of the Gloos so that we may catch them and make them into Din Dins.
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Post by paul Zernikazof on Dec 9, 2009 19:18:37 GMT
I know you chaps in skirts celebrate Ogh Aye the Gloo every year when the poor gloo has to go into hiding and diguise itself as a small local boy, hence the ears. Mostly, Gloos hide up people's skirts. We gentlemen of fair Alba wear the kilt, which is not a skirt, so we are all right. Small boys on the other hand are a more dangerous proposition (especially if you wear the kilt). Best to bribe them with a sixpence and get them to inform on the whereabouts and disguise of the Gloos so that we may catch them and make them into Din Dins. The Din Din. A large wading bird, found in the Gloucestershire Marshes, it has a peculiar gait, said to have been the inspiration for the traditional sailors hornpipe. With careful genetic engineering and some sticky backed plastic, a Gloo can be made into a Din Din, but this should only be done by experts
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 9, 2009 20:17:41 GMT
Mostly, Gloos hide up people's skirts. We gentlemen of fair Alba wear the kilt, which is not a skirt, so we are all right. Small boys on the other hand are a more dangerous proposition (especially if you wear the kilt). Best to bribe them with a sixpence and get them to inform on the whereabouts and disguise of the Gloos so that we may catch them and make them into Din Dins. The Din Din. A large wading bird, found in the Gloucestershire Marshes, it has a peculiar gait, said to have been the inspiration for the traditional sailors hornpipe. With careful genetic engineering and some sticky backed plastic, a Gloo can be made into a Din Din, but this should only be done by experts Aha! Young Master Ogg. Regards to your cousin. I knew her once (but only the once). You need about six Goos to make a full Din Din. The sticky backed plastic is the modern way to do it. When I was a lad, we used a washing up liquid bottle, some sticky tape, the inside of a toilet roll, and a length of Val's knicker elastic. Tasted vile. The Din Din Gong is the larger version of the wading bird you mention - so called because of the hollow metallic clang when you hit one with shot. Apparently, the sound of the Din Din Gong can have the inhabitants of Gloucestershire salivating.
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Post by Vera Bout on Dec 9, 2009 20:29:05 GMT
In Flaggers case it is the Ding Ding gone bird! ;D *Wonders if Flaggers has ordered a large Asda turkey yet*
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 9, 2009 20:38:56 GMT
In Flaggers case it is the Ding Ding gone bird! ;D *Wonders if Flaggers has ordered a large Asda turkey yet* The local butcher (may his tribe increase) has his eye on a chubby little chap for me. First, we have to navigate the celebrations for the winter solstice before we even begin to think about the Christmas thing.. We had frostbite, alcoholic poisoning and three indecency charges last year for last year's solstice. *wonders if any Togs would care to join in this year*
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Post by Vera Bout on Dec 9, 2009 20:46:01 GMT
We are invited? Gets planning to accept Flaggers kind invite!
Frostbite...............................check Alcohol..................................check....starts drinking Indecency charges................check....have to see to this one
Big juicy turkey.....licks lips
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