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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 5, 2010 8:11:13 GMT
Toggy contestants needed for the new Mastertog Series.
Round 1: Convert a thread about the Meaning of Life to a Fish Pun thread in no more than three postings.
Starting from.......................................................................NOW!
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Post by Sir Blimely Windy on Aug 5, 2010 9:05:29 GMT
I am a dab hand at that kind of thing
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 5, 2010 9:57:51 GMT
I am a dab hand at that kind of thing Is that how you managed to scale the heights of TOGship?
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Post by Frankleapold on Aug 5, 2010 10:22:57 GMT
I may have to tuna my brain in...to earn my plaice on the shoal !.
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Post by Fi on Aug 5, 2010 10:27:22 GMT
Toggy contestants needed for the new Mastertog Series. Round 1: Convert a thread about the Meaning of Life to a Fish Pun thread in no more than three postings. Starting from.......................................................................NOW! I don't know how to (b)roach the subject of the meaning of life. I'll have to go and mullet over.
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 5, 2010 14:39:47 GMT
Congratulations you are all through to the next round - which is entitled 'Now Where Did I Leave My Keys?'
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Post by Fi on Aug 5, 2010 15:28:25 GMT
Can I have a clue please, because the only one I've got is past it's shelf life date ............................. by several years.
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Post by Frankleapold on Aug 5, 2010 15:50:53 GMT
Congratulations you are all through to the next round - which is entitled 'Now Where Did I Leave My Keys?' Mae, how could you mislay a piano ?.
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Post by Slowan on Aug 5, 2010 16:31:07 GMT
The last time I lost mine the terrier had taken them down the garden.
Shall I look to see if yours are there?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 5, 2010 21:46:59 GMT
Yes! But watch out - there's something nasty in the woodshed.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 5, 2010 21:48:43 GMT
Yes! But watch out - there's something nasty in the woodshed. Has someone locked Dot in there?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 5, 2010 21:50:28 GMT
Yes! But watch out - there's something nasty in the woodshed. Has someone locked Dot in there? Dearest Dot (may her Tribe increase) is the woodshed.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 5, 2010 21:55:32 GMT
Has someone locked Dot in there? Dearest Dot (may her Tribe increase) is the woodshed. Oh, that's why the woodshed is on stilts in the middle of the yard!
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 5, 2010 21:57:33 GMT
Dearest Dot (may her Tribe increase) is the woodshed. Oh, that's why the woodshed is on stilts in the middle of the yard! Well that is why her skirts are mostly asbestos and guarded by a row of barbed wire.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 5, 2010 22:00:40 GMT
Oh, that's why the woodshed is on stilts in the middle of the yard! Well that is why her skirts are mostly asbestos and guarded by a row of barbed wire. I thought that was because of the unwanted advances from her new gardener Pedro Lurch !
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 5, 2010 22:07:37 GMT
Well that is why her skirts are mostly asbestos and guarded by a row of barbed wire. I thought that was because of the unwanted advances from her new gardener Pedro Lurch ! Ouch! You know well the personal hurt the loss of Pedro was to me - and yet you bandy his name about without a care for a chap's sensibilities. *Sniff* He was sold to the sadly absent Sal, thence to the Strumpet Eems. I was and am bereft. Not to mention the loss to the PMF. She was somewhat attached to him. Apparently. Shame upon you. And Lurch (as Dottled will confirm) is feeble by comparison.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 6, 2010 7:41:46 GMT
Is it PC to call people feeble these days?
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 6, 2010 7:43:28 GMT
Is it PC to call people feeble these days? Is it not a cross between falling down and... um...... weebling?
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 6, 2010 8:33:11 GMT
Congratulations you are all through to the next round - which is entitled 'Now Where Did I Leave My Keys?' Mae, how could you mislay a piano ?. It's simple, it's in the fridge, along with the TV remote and my glasses. Anyroadup - all of those who went off topic are through to the next round, which will be: You are having a nosy around tidying up Granny Annie's cupboards and you find a tin of pilchards circa 1949 - do you: Chuck them in the recycling? Put them on EBay? Light the grill and prepare for a fine feast?
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Post by Frankleapold on Aug 6, 2010 9:58:35 GMT
Mae, there are three questions here....can I go 50/50 please ?.
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