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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Feb 26, 2007 21:43:34 GMT
HALF A CENTURY ONWARDS
When you step out of the bathtub and you smell all fresh and sweet, You gaze down at your pride and joy to make your day complete If you find to your disgust that you can’t even see your feet It’s a sign there’s more than 60 on the board
It used to be Brut hairspray now it’s Sparkle from Fine Fare To polish up the bits that are embarrassingly bare Cause there’s really too much scalp to go beneath too little hair By the time there’s over 60 on the board
If you wonder where they cradle snatched today’s brigade of coppers If you’re using half the toothpaste cause you’ve only half the choppers And you’ve got two shrivelled walnuts where you used to have two whoppers Bet your life there’s more than 60 on the board
Seven inches and one wrinkle used to make the ladies flinch When your love life was a well-worn track – it really was a cinch Now all you have to show is seven wrinkles and one inch When you’re chalking over 60 on the board
When you’re looking through your books of girlies dressed in bits of lace And you can’t seem to remember where you left your glasses case You mutter to yourself ‘ My word, she’s got a funny face…….’
But of course….you’ll be the exception…..
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Post by territalks on Feb 26, 2007 21:50:02 GMT
Nuala Brilliant! Good job I did not want to go to the loo! I did laugh out loud this is such a funny and witty poem. TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 27, 2007 20:23:05 GMT
next please
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Post by Yvette Medina on Feb 28, 2007 17:22:20 GMT
very very funny, love it.
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