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Post by smiffy on Feb 14, 2006 3:16:52 GMT
I love you so much You really are a darling, Is just that sometimes, I find you a bit alarming!
I know your twitch Was the reason You pushed me Into the 20ft ditch!
I know you love To swing me round, Not your fault My head hit the ground!
An easy mistake Anyone can make Putting rat poison In the salt we shake!
My time in hospitals Has done me no harm, Even when accidently You broke my arm!
You know I'm insurred, Upto the hilt But i know thats not why, Youve made me so ill!
I know that you love me I really do, And the insurance money, Aint coming to you!
;D
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Post by bones2112 on Feb 14, 2006 7:18:31 GMT
Ha nice one smiffy.
I took myself out on a date and said I'm looking grand, and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand.
I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row.
I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness and bliss, and then I almost slapped me when I tried to steal a kiss.
Then afterwards I walked me home and since I'm so polite I thanked me for a perfect date and wished myself goodnight.
There's just one little problem and it kind of hurts my pride. Myself would not invite me in so now I'm locked outside!
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Post by excesstock on Feb 14, 2006 10:41:25 GMT
did you go dutch when paying, on your little escapade, and will you take yourself out once more, or will you let the memory fade.
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Post by territalks on Feb 25, 2007 14:17:21 GMT
Very clever! Well written TT
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Post by paininthebut on Feb 25, 2007 17:05:02 GMT
Two good poems, lol
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