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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 23, 2009 6:12:35 GMT
An old/new tog couldn't decide on a name And after trying several, all seeming quite lame Des Res, Marge Erine or Di Saster And many more said a lot faster But she decided on Pantza Aflame
A tog she was drinking in church
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Post by bendy on Jul 24, 2009 8:25:12 GMT
An old/new tog couldn't decide on a name And after trying several, all seeming quite lame Des Res, Marge Erine or Di Saster And many more said a lot faster But she decided on Pantza Aflame
A tog she was drinking in church When the vicar fell forward with a lurch
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 24, 2009 14:22:56 GMT
A tog she was drinking in church When the vicar fell forward with a lurch He took a swig from her gin bottle
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 24, 2009 20:05:08 GMT
A tog she was drinking in church When the vicar fell forward with a lurch He took a swig from her gin bottle Then she, he did throttle
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 2, 2009 7:46:10 GMT
A tog she was drinking in church When the vicar fell forward with a lurch He took a swig from her gin bottle Then she, he did throttle And she hit him right back with a birch (2 x 4)
I wanted to buy a guard dog
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 5, 2009 12:43:23 GMT
I wanted to buy a guard dog To watch oe'r my priceless gold frog
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Post by Glen B Ogle on Sept 5, 2009 18:23:49 GMT
I wanted to buy a guard dog To watch oe'r my priceless gold frog I tried a Rotweiller
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 6, 2009 15:52:58 GMT
I wanted to buy a guard dog To watch oe'r my priceless gold frog I tried a Rotweiller A Dobe and a Bouvier
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Sept 6, 2009 21:58:35 GMT
I wanted to buy a guard dog To watch oe'r my priceless gold frog I tried a Rotweiller A Dobe and a Bouvier But nothing could beat an irritated tog!
Trying to finish my tea and crumpet
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 7, 2009 10:14:00 GMT
Trying to finish my tea and crumpet I was hassled by an elderly strumpet
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Post by Glen B Ogle on Sept 13, 2009 19:35:13 GMT
Trying to finish my tea and crumpet I was hassled by an elderly strumpet She stole all my butter
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Post by Nutella on Sept 23, 2009 15:58:46 GMT
Trying to finish my tea and crumpet I was hassled by an elderly strumpet She stole all my butter And although I did mutter
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 6, 2009 8:49:45 GMT
Trying to finish my tea and crumpet I was hassled by an elderly strumpet She stole all my butter And although I did mutter She told me to go off and lumpet!
The Vicar got all funny peculiar
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 7, 2009 9:29:46 GMT
The Vicar got all funny peculiar When asked to wed Mary and Julia
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 8, 2009 14:52:19 GMT
The Vicar got all funny peculiar When asked to wed Mary and Julia But then cried 'what the heck'!
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Post by Ena BumDance on Oct 23, 2009 8:10:44 GMT
The Vicar got all funny peculiar When asked to wed Mary and Julia But then cried 'what the heck'! cos he'd mislaid the thing that adorns his neck
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 23, 2009 8:33:39 GMT
The Vicar got all funny peculiar When asked to wed Mary and Julia But then cried 'what the heck'! cos he'd mislaid the thing that adorns his neck But he winged his way through Hallelujah!
This tog he went into a pub
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Post by paul Zernikazof on Oct 26, 2009 22:50:34 GMT
This Tog went into a pub Drank Scrumpy from an old wooden tub
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 28, 2009 15:49:38 GMT
This Tog went into a pub Drank Scrumpy from an old wooden tub He took off his hat
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Post by Ena BumDance on Oct 30, 2009 8:26:13 GMT
This Tog went into a pub Drank Scrumpy from an old wooden tub He took off his hat which looked quite flat
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