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Post by reggiemental on Jul 11, 2006 11:58:18 GMT
My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.
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Post by Kelly Sigh on Jul 15, 2006 9:05:51 GMT
*giggles*
Awww, Reggie - catching up on you, is it?
K xx
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Post by wbow on Jul 15, 2006 11:52:14 GMT
:DI'm sure many will sympathise................but not me! ;D
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Post by vgrumpy on Jul 21, 2006 21:28:52 GMT
:DI'm sure many will sympathise................but not me! ;D What the hell do you know? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by revmichael on Aug 7, 2006 9:54:03 GMT
Hey there Mr vgrumpy - according to your details you're even older than me. I'm a mere 71 but I do have a very vague inkly of what young Mr Reggie Mental is on about (but he's only 38 - so what does he know?).
Us old uns must stand together - but sometimes I wish it would stand on its own a little more.
Nevertheless, are we defeated? Certainly not.
It just takes a little more time to do what it used to do
- - - - - - but it's still very, very nice
[What all this about? Does anyone know?]
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Aug 7, 2006 16:30:03 GMT
Beats me.
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Post by pollykettle on Sept 24, 2006 20:20:50 GMT
Hoo ray for viagra!!!
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Post by daveincicode on Oct 1, 2006 22:23:57 GMT
Hoorah for old viagra It really is just super It stops the todger dangling down Like a real old party pooper
That wonderous little blue pill Can keep things going for ages No longer must you look for splints Within the yellow pages
But a warning to the older folk Don't rely on it too much The ladies might no appreciate every night You poking them in the...eye!
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Post by pollykettle on Oct 2, 2006 20:05:17 GMT
Hoorah for old viagra It really is just super It stops the todger dangling down Like a real old party pooper That wonderous little blue pill Can keep things going for ages No longer must you look for splints Within the yellow pages But a warning to the older folk Don't rely on it too much The ladies might no appreciate every night You poking them in the...eye! Ha, I think that little ditty is great. (is it really a "blue" pill?)
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Post by daveincicode on Oct 2, 2006 21:32:07 GMT
Not bad for 'off the top of me head' lol. and yes, they are blue!
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Post by loonylisa66 on Oct 5, 2006 9:47:40 GMT
this brought a smile to my face
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Post by Tea slurper on Oct 9, 2006 10:52:27 GMT
That one made me **giggle** good ole pam Jxx
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Post by daveincicode on Oct 11, 2006 20:10:18 GMT
Pam? Pam? How dare you young Tog!!! I made that up after reading the original posting! I'm gonna tell Uncle Tel of you! ner!
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Post by territalks on Feb 25, 2007 14:01:19 GMT
Hi Reggie Never mind as the poem said get the little 'blue' pill I have heard it works wonder so never fear viagra is here. Love your little ditty! it made me kind of sad to read that your little man was feeling quite bad with a little help he will soon be up on cloud nine again and such a happy chappie! Love TT xxxx
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Post by paininthebut on Feb 25, 2007 17:32:32 GMT
How can such a supposedly wonderous pill be blue?
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