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Post by Ewan O'Rout? on Dec 10, 2008 10:33:04 GMT
Thinks about starting a dating website for 'Single Malts'. I will have to decide how to select worthy applicants. Trouble is in my experience most Single Malts are female, only one or two males about and invariably they are all Scottish. I'm sure they are all males because they're damn fine ... No, no, I'm not going to say it. I'd get banned.
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Post by Rod Midreens on Dec 10, 2008 23:18:34 GMT
Welcome, Andy - you came here from the stalag !!. I hope you will like it here in the Home for the Bewildered. I like a good malt - Balvenie with ice ,no water TA !. Hi mobbs you're in the same home as me how come we haven't met yet. Welcum andy, brown & mild for me please rodders ;D
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Post by Ena BumDance on Dec 11, 2008 11:51:51 GMT
Koooooo eeeeeeeeeeee
Andy I would like salmon fish cakes and peas and some elderflower presse please! No rush.
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Post by Wayne Scheidt on Dec 11, 2008 14:39:31 GMT
Koooooo eeeeeeeeeeee Andy I would like salmon fish cakes and peas and some elderflower presse please! No rush. rush is probably the best bit!
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Post by Ena BumDance on Dec 12, 2008 9:11:42 GMT
Well, I am still waiting. tap tap tap tap
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Post by andypandy on Dec 13, 2008 7:18:16 GMT
Well, I am still waiting. tap tap tap tap It is no good you tapping your walking stick, the elderflowers are still doing their press-ups and the salmon can’t get the hang of their new oven and they keep burning their cakes. Try some of the rush whilst you wait.
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Post by tigerlily on Dec 18, 2008 5:30:45 GMT
Hello Mr Pandy.
I would like a Balvenie, but with no ice anywhere near at all. No water of any sort, in fact.
Ta muchly.
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Post by andypandy on Dec 18, 2008 9:26:37 GMT
Hello Mr Pandy. I would like a Balvenie, but with no ice anywhere near at all. No water of any sort, in fact. Ta muchly. The 1974 Vintage I presume! If the bar has some left I will gladly join you if it is not an intrusion/ Ice, of course, is an abomination in Single Malts, (although an essential in G & T) but I will have a little speyside water just to release the oils. Your health!
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Post by tigerlily on Dec 18, 2008 16:54:27 GMT
Hello Mr Pandy. I would like a Balvenie, but with no ice anywhere near at all. No water of any sort, in fact. Ta muchly. The 1974 Vintage I presume! If the bar has some left I will gladly join you if it is not an intrusion/ Ice, of course, is an abomination in Single Malts, (although an essential in G & T) but I will have a little speyside water just to release the oils. Your health! *dribbles* 1974 vintage? Mmmmmmm! Slainte!
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Post by Frankleapold on Dec 19, 2008 12:13:04 GMT
Can I have a glass please ?. I'm under the Doctor and he says it will help...............!!.
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Post by Ewan O'Rout? on Dec 19, 2008 12:57:06 GMT
Can I have a glass please ?. I'm under the Doctor and he says it will help...............!!. I thought doctors and patients couldnt' have that kind of relationship.
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Post by andypandy on Dec 20, 2008 11:35:46 GMT
Can I have a glass please ?. I'm under the Doctor and he says it will help...............!!. Help what?
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Post by lily on Dec 26, 2008 18:46:27 GMT
Can I have a glass please ?. I'm under the Doctor and he says it will help...............!!. Help what? Dunno! Welcome you're getting the hang of this Toggy lark aintcha? ;D
xxx
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Post by andypandy on Dec 27, 2008 6:56:17 GMT
Dunno! Welcome you're getting the hang of this Toggy lark aintcha? ;D
xxx Oh yes!
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Post by Tigger on Jan 29, 2009 16:48:55 GMT
Yo! In da house!
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