|
Post by oldimprovedcrookey on Aug 18, 2010 19:49:53 GMT
With sporan custard Fi's got bored So Elsie's playing shuffle board "They're moribund!" she cries aloud But she'll be ignored by this Toggie crowd "Special interests have got to go!" Though my special one she'd better not know. That it involves amalgamating I can't deny In a manner Mother Theresa would be loathe to try. Involving incontinent elephants and knicker elastic And underwater apparatus used in ways quite drastic. But shuffle away Elsie, I'll not fret Only Dockyard Doris knows my secret.
|
|
|
Post by hellenbach on Aug 18, 2010 21:07:39 GMT
Wonderful Crookey
Good to see you posting!
|
|
|
Post by ivy noidea on Aug 18, 2010 21:13:44 GMT
*frets about incontinent elephants*
|
|
|
Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 19, 2010 11:57:53 GMT
*frets about incontinent elephants* It's not incontinent elephants you need to worry about - how d'you think incontinent bats feel?
|
|
|
Post by Candy Mansing on Sept 28, 2010 8:34:18 GMT
*frets about incontinent elephants* It's not incontinent elephants you need to worry about - how d'you think incontinent bats feel? Relieved?
|
|
|
Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 28, 2010 9:04:28 GMT
It's not incontinent elephants you need to worry about - how d'you think incontinent bats feel? Relieved?Possibly, but their poor wee faces must be permanently damp. Chap stick, anyone?
|
|
|
Post by Frankleapold on Sept 28, 2010 9:43:23 GMT
No thanks !.
|
|
|
Post by Tina Biscuit on May 29, 2011 22:22:26 GMT
So what happened to the changes? Or did you do them already and I just didn't notice..................anyone would think I was getting old or something ;D
|
|
|
Post by Fi on May 29, 2011 22:40:50 GMT
So what happened to the changes? Or did you do them already and I just didn't notice..................anyone would think I was getting old or something ;D I forgot - what do you expect from a TOG?
|
|
|
Post by Tina Biscuit on May 30, 2011 15:57:56 GMT
So what happened to the changes? Or did you do them already and I just didn't notice..................anyone would think I was getting old or something ;D I forgot - what do you expect from a TOG?So did you remember yet? Didya?? Are you going to do it sooooooon? Are we nearly there yet?
|
|
|
Post by Frankleapold on May 30, 2011 16:12:22 GMT
I forgot - what do you expect from a TOG? So did you remember yet? Didya?? Are you going to do it sooooooon? Are we nearly there yet? That sounds familiar !. ;D
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on May 30, 2011 17:10:27 GMT
Will I know when it's happened? ..... Oh dear - such a familiar refrain.
|
|
|
Post by Fi on May 31, 2011 22:16:29 GMT
I forgot - what do you expect from a TOG? So did you remember yet? Didya?? Are you going to do it sooooooon? Are we nearly there yet? Not necessarily in this order - Yes. Maybe. No. Yes. No. Now go back to filling in your I-spy book of speed humps.
|
|
|
Post by Tina Biscuit on Jun 1, 2011 6:31:22 GMT
So did you remember yet? Didya?? Are you going to do it sooooooon? Are we nearly there yet? Not necessarily in this order - Yes. Maybe. No. Yes. No. Now go back to filling in your I-spy book of speed humps.But I need a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on Jun 1, 2011 10:22:23 GMT
Oooo! You don't want to be going over those humpy things if you're bursting.
|
|
|
Post by Fi on Jun 1, 2011 19:16:44 GMT
Not necessarily in this order - Yes. Maybe. No. Yes. No. Now go back to filling in your I-spy book of speed humps. But I need a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *wonders why lay-bys aren't called sit-bys or stand-bys* Go behind that -----------> bush.
|
|
|
Post by Tina Biscuit on Jun 1, 2011 20:04:24 GMT
*wonders why lay-bys aren't called sit-bys or stand-bys* Go behind that -----------> bush. *looks at size of bush* *checks size of bum* *looks at size of bush again* It's fine.................I think I can hang on
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on Jun 1, 2011 22:56:01 GMT
Nobody make her laugh.
|
|
|
Post by Kelly Sigh on Jun 16, 2011 19:30:08 GMT
But I need a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *wonders why lay-bys aren't called sit-bys or stand-bys* Go behind that -----------> bush. The lay-bys on the A9 are designated as emergency wee stops for blokies!
What I don't get tho' is why they stand right out in the open ?!
|
|
|
Post by paul Zernikazof on Jun 17, 2011 6:07:58 GMT
*wonders why lay-bys aren't called sit-bys or stand-bys* Go behind that -----------> bush. The lay-bys on the A9 are designated as emergency wee stops for blokies!
What I don't get tho' is why they stand right out in the open ?!
So that you can tick them off in your Observers Book of Wullies (Scots Edition)
|
|