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Post by excesstock on Jan 29, 2006 21:21:52 GMT
i dont know if its me getting old. but these days i am feeling the cold. every night of the week myself and dog go for a leak and this tale i feel must be told.
last night was particularly chilly. and i had problems finding my willy. by the time it was found there were icicles around it was shrivelled and looked astoundingly silly
i know i should have had more sense but the pain in my willy was intense so to thaw out my jewels i broke all of the rules and pee'd on an electric fence.
as i pee'd and the circuit was connected there were more sparks than i had ever expected with both conkers well fried i looked down and i sighed " my poor willie is permamently erected"
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Post by Alf Witt on Jan 29, 2006 21:49:22 GMT
Short Circuit Sex? More input Stephanie...
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Post by excesstock on Jan 29, 2006 21:56:18 GMT
it was electric! but seriously,you must try leaking on an electric fence..it does wonders for your hormones!
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Post by excesstock on Jan 30, 2006 9:23:38 GMT
the electric fence of which i speak in my verse. would make one jump,but certainly no worse but please use your sense's dont pee on high security fences or you will be going back home in a hearse.
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swampy
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do I come here often ???
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Post by swampy on Feb 26, 2006 22:39:17 GMT
Must have been an electrifying experience!!
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Post by stanley on Feb 27, 2006 5:22:27 GMT
shocking behaviour.
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Post by clifffortruck on Mar 6, 2006 11:09:18 GMT
ReVOLTing
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Post by territalks on Feb 25, 2007 14:14:56 GMT
HaHa this made me giggle! Well written TT
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Post by paininthebut on Feb 25, 2007 17:09:06 GMT
What wattage was the fence lol
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