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Post by Janet Thatcardi on Jul 21, 2005 16:01:00 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. Lots of gorgeous clothes - from Size 2 to Size 12. So who are these teeny peeps and where are they? Have you got one in your house? Is your neighbour one of them? I lumbered out without a purchase and I began to realise why I recently bought something from Littlewoods.
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Post by michaelesterol on Jul 21, 2005 16:04:47 GMT
You see 'em walking down the street all the time. They're the one's who look the other way when they pass a bakers, cover their nose when they pass a chippy.
You give them half a slice of 'Nimble' bread with a spring onion on it and , half way through, they put it down and say "oooo I couldn't possibly eat all of that".
Bleedin' stick women. Not an botty to share between them!
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Post by Dan Glebitz on Jul 21, 2005 16:18:43 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. Lots of gorgeous clothes - from Size 2 to Size 12. So who are these teeny peeps and where are they? Have you got one in your house? Is your neighbour one of them? I lumbered out without a purchase and I began to realise why I recently bought something from Littlewoods. Jan, Try the local garden centre lass. Dan.
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Post by ladyb on Jul 22, 2005 12:22:36 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. ..... Are you getting married then Jan? Can I be a bridesmaid ?
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Post by nobbin on Jul 22, 2005 12:34:43 GMT
You see 'em walking down the street all the time. They're the one's who look the other way when they pass a bakers, cover their nose when they pass a chippy. You give them half a slice of 'Nimble' bread with a spring onion on it and , half way through, they put it down and say "oooo I couldn't possibly eat all of that". Bleedin' stick women. Not an botty to share between them! Aah Nimble bread! That brings back memories......wasn't it something to do with big balloons??
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Lucy Lastic
Young Limb
Another cynical ex hippy now working for the establishment
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Post by Lucy Lastic on Jul 22, 2005 13:24:59 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. Lots of gorgeous clothes - from Size 2 to Size 12. So who are these teeny peeps and where are they? Have you got one in your house? Is your neighbour one of them? I lumbered out without a purchase and I began to realise why I recently bought something from Littlewoods. They only have small sizes left cos everyone is normal sized like us. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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Post by michaelesterol on Jul 22, 2005 15:05:09 GMT
You see 'em walking down the street all the time. They're the one's who look the other way when they pass a bakers, cover their nose when they pass a chippy. You give them half a slice of 'Nimble' bread with a spring onion on it and , half way through, they put it down and say "oooo I couldn't possibly eat all of that". Bleedin' stick women. Not an botty to share between them! Aah Nimble bread! That brings back memories......wasn't it something to do with big balloons?? Something like that. Some fat bird in a balloon with her gob wrapped round a fried egg sandwich...or summat like that.
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Jul 22, 2005 15:09:08 GMT
Aah Nimble bread! That brings back memories......wasn't it something to do with big balloons?? Something like that. Some fat bird in a balloon with her gob wrapped round a fried egg sandwich...or summat like that. Do you remember the song they used for the addy? I always thought they should've used one by Bread.
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Post by michaelesterol on Jul 22, 2005 17:24:21 GMT
She flies like a pig in the sky-y-y-y-yyy She flies like a pig and smells like a pig-sty etc
Which Bread song anyway? Baby I'm a want you (but not till you starting eating 'cos I prefer to be able to see my women sideways on)
I would give everyting I own, to give you an botty
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Post by nobbin on Jul 22, 2005 18:54:45 GMT
She flies like a pig in the sky-y-y-y-yyy She flies like a pig and smells like a pig-sty etc *Covers ears and crouches down behind the sofa* And to think I used to do that when Dr. Who was on!
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Post by Ava bike on Jul 22, 2005 19:33:13 GMT
I would give everyting I own, to give you an botty That’s very kind of you to offer. I don’t wish to hurt your feelings or anything, but I could never be unfaithful to PMK.
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Post by Janet Thatcardi on Jul 22, 2005 20:58:03 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. ..... Are you getting married then Jan? Can I be a bridesmaid ?Lardy B!!!!!Long time no see, glad to see you're safe and well. Course you can be me bridesmaid...................'cept, I'm not getting married. But if I do.........................
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Post by Ava bike on Nov 5, 2005 21:28:21 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. Lots of gorgeous clothes - from Size 2 to Size 12. So who are these teeny peeps and where are they? Have you got one in your house? Is your neighbour one of them? I lumbered out without a purchase and I began to realise why I recently bought something from Littlewoods. How many score draws did you get?
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Nov 6, 2005 7:13:52 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. Lots of gorgeous clothes - from Size 2 to Size 12. So who are these teeny peeps and where are they? Have you got one in your house? Is your neighbour one of them? I lumbered out without a purchase and I began to realise why I recently bought something from Littlewoods. I am still trying to find the answer to this one! My 15 year old daughter is 6'1 with not a spare inch of flesh on her and even SHE takes a size 12 or 14...so who fits into these sizes 2-10?
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Post by rolandbutter on Nov 6, 2005 9:26:56 GMT
Your daughter when she was 9.
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Post by rolandbutter on Nov 6, 2005 9:27:30 GMT
You see 'em walking down the street all the time. They're the one's who look the other way when they pass a bakers, cover their nose when they pass a chippy. You give them half a slice of 'Nimble' bread with a spring onion on it and , half way through, they put it down and say "oooo I couldn't possibly eat all of that". Bleedin' stick women. Not an Choppy's botty to share between them! Aah Nimble bread! That brings back memories......wasn't it something to do with big balloons?? Janglers and big balloons in the same thought? No surprise really.
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Post by carlott on Nov 6, 2005 9:47:05 GMT
Janglers and big balloons in the same thought? No surprise really. Wrong Jan I think ;D
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Post by rolandbutter on Nov 6, 2005 9:52:14 GMT
Nope, I'm fairly certain that Janglers has. Who cares if this thread was started by jtc? was the big balloons that brought Janglers to mind.
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Post by Мĕł Tingpot on Nov 6, 2005 19:18:51 GMT
Your daughter when she was 9. Nope *sigh* ...you need edukashun sunshine! When she was 9 years old she was in ages 12-13 clothes See, up to a certain age they wear childrens sized clothes ...its ..well, erm, different
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Post by Ava bike on Sept 3, 2020 16:02:07 GMT
I ventured into the designerwear department of our local big store in the hope of finding a suitable wedding outfit in the sale. ..... Are you getting married then Jan? Can I be a bridesmaid ?I think Nobbin has been given that role.
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