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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 1, 2008 22:14:20 GMT
I did'nt get everyone in last year, let's see if I can this year. Four Birthdays today, although I have a feeling two might be the same person.
RORY CRUTE went down to town to see A woman whose virtue was less than her fee He decided he'd rather go down to the docks And have a few very large ones on the rocks Singing all the way home merrily
There was a tog name of NOBBIN Always had his hair up in a bobbin The girls all chased after This tog who was dafter When they did, cause it set he's heart throbbin
With her ERIN A BOW you could see She was young and very pretty Men who saw her would stutter She set their hearts a flutter A real sight for sore eyes MYMYME
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 2, 2008 20:28:19 GMT
Jan 2nd 2008
A redheaded TOG was allotted Three hundred flowers to be potted She got stung by some bees On her hands and knees And said O M G I'm BEA SOTTED.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 3, 2008 19:24:43 GMT
Jan 3rd 2008 6 birthdays today.
While driving, OLD KATIE got all her gears jammed And when she got them free, a srone wall she rammed GUSOMMETER said," Can you hang on a jiffy, I'll just send for CHARLIE, down at the SMIFFY" Young JILLY thought, "Well AL B DAMNED."
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 4, 2008 20:35:47 GMT
Jan 4th 2008 1 birthday today
His better half gave him a mop For his birthday, poor PHILLIPE PHILLOPE When he asked for a teabreak She said "I'll give you some earache If you don't wash them stairs to the top. Happy Birthday Phil.
Jan 5th 2008 two birthdays today
JUAN MOMENT while I make up a rhyme About a man, who was clever at mime He went out on a date And stayed much too late Then caught the last bus JUSTIN THYME
Sorry this was posted late, but I hope you had a good birthday anyway. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 6, 2008 18:09:49 GMT
Jan 6th 2008 Four birthdays today.
Alex said to TOG 182 "Lets go to town and have a few" Ampierre said, "If there's only us Well catch the number 42 bus." So L B C tagged along too
Happy birthday all John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 7, 2008 14:08:29 GMT
Jan 7th 2008 3 birthdats today.
He said, "If you come round to ours,I'll not give yee a fright We'll get a CASEY BEERS in and maybe have a bite ARTHURMOMETER say's it's ganna freeze and it will be real icy We might have a MISTY MEENA and that'll be quite dicy So we'll stay in and have a very special birthday night."
Happy Birthday to you all. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 8, 2008 19:36:25 GMT
Jan 8th 2008 One birthday today
A woman who thought she was smart Broke wind and said, "Man did you f@@t" He replied, "Don't be silly And stop playing wi mi willy Twas yourself, you SILLYOLDTART."
Happy Birthday. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 9, 2008 18:27:33 GMT
Jan 9th 2008 The only birthday I know today is Ava.
That sweet young lady called AVA Decided that she'd be a saver But if she saw some new shoes She was first in the queues And boy, she's one hell of a raver
Happy Birthday Ava and you can ruffle me hair anytime. Love John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 10, 2008 14:00:46 GMT
Jan. 10th 2008 Two birthdays.
There's a tog name of SPIDERTHEMINDER Had I known your gender, I could have been kinder Shares a birthday with the TOG they call DOLLY=PEGG Who hangs on a clothes line dripping into a keg And I'm sure, that's where you'll always finder.
Happy birthday to you both. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 12, 2008 11:12:28 GMT
Jan. 12th 2008 Two birthdays today
MOIRA thought it would be fitten If she bought herself a kitten She went down to the new Pet Store Told them what she'd gone there for But only if it's MAIDEN BRITTEN
Happy Birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 13, 2008 11:14:09 GMT
Jan 13th 2008 Four birthdays today.
ANNA was INDOUBT about seeing Darrell So DAXIE@ said, "Lets just open that new barrell After we've drunk a whiskey or three You'll feel better, just you see Then you and me'll sing a KRIS MASSCARROL
Happy Birthday to you all. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 15, 2008 19:24:34 GMT
Jan 14th 2008 Three Birthdays
When DAN GLEBITZ parachuted in from above ROSE TUDOR was sitting there, just like a dove He caught her eye and on a whim Asked her if she would go out with him But he soon found MONICA N'T BAYOU LOVE
Happy Belated Birthday to you all John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 15, 2008 19:30:37 GMT
Jan 15 th 2008 Two Birthdays
CHRIS P DUCK said to MILIBIRD We've got a new keeper, have you heard It seems he's serving us our tea He'll be able to reach, he's six foot three And it's kippers, sardines and Lemon Curd.
Happy Birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 17, 2008 18:55:53 GMT
Jan 16th No birthdays Jan 17th 2008 Three birthdays
Coming in from a cold winter fog ABBE GENSIAN, who was stiff as a log Said. "Thought I was about to die Cause I've just been hounded by JACKGENTSTEIN'S MONSTER who came out of a bog."
Let's all join together and say To a young limb, Happy Birthday The twenty posts he did log Nearly make him Grand Tog HERBIE SAUSAGE on the menu today.
Happy Birthday to you all John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 18, 2008 20:24:36 GMT
Jam 18th 2008 two birthdays today
PAUL ZIRNIKASOFF clean and white Even some that are coloured and bright Gentlemen in pantaloons Dancing to golden oldie tunes The togs sex orgy TOMORROWNIGHT
Happy Birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 19, 2008 12:30:30 GMT
Jan 19th 2008 Two birthdays
Weefweekings, friends of OMJ Sent her flowers for her birthday Then that young man, Son of Jack Said, "MUSTAPHA PINT, then I'll be back And we can all have a roll in the hay."
Happy birthday to you both John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 20, 2008 11:41:19 GMT
Jan 20th 2008 Three birthdays
TAZ got a terrible toothache After eating ANNA TOMICAL'S fruit cake He came home from the jetty Found her sat on the NETTIE And said "Girl shut the door for heaven's sake
Happy Birthday to you all John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 21, 2008 19:55:24 GMT
Jan 21st 2008 one birthday
A new young limb is he Comes on just after tea Does'nt have a lot to say hope he enjoys his birthday He's name is NEIL BEFORMEE
Happy birthday Neil and welcome to the boards. John.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 24, 2008 20:51:22 GMT
Sorry this should have been on yesterday, but my computer was working itself. Jan 22nd. no birthdays Jan 23rd. Two birthdays.
Off they went to Dingle Dell MONA LOTT and young limb ELLE Looking at the wondrous sight They suddenly got an awful fright But it was only a cow with a bell
Happy Belated Birthday to you both. John
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 24, 2008 20:55:14 GMT
Jan 24th 2008 Three Birthdays
A FINCH was sitting in a tree Whistling his tune quite merrily But he took off for his morning Sauna When who should come around the corner But DANGERSCOUSE and ALAINTJE
Happy Birthday to you All. John.
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