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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 11, 2008 9:55:11 GMT
October 11th. 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
A Young Limb, who ate CHOC, is still, At Home, tied up, agains't her will, To stop her eating anymore, Or even going to the Store, Her name, of course, is DAFFY DILL.
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by wenchie on Oct 11, 2008 22:38:52 GMT
4 birthdays today October 12th (ok tomorrow, I'm getting ahead of myself), including our very own Limericist Lauriet, Lou.
A fella called DIDGERIDOO Celebrated his birthday with LOU 2 PAINSINTHEBUT Ate through all Pizza Hut ANd CRAIGBERRY scoffed all the cake, too!
Happy Birthday All of you! (Well, you couldn't do your own, could you, Lou?!)
xXx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 12, 2008 9:46:08 GMT
Of course, I can Wench, but thank you for that, it is brilliant.
October 12th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
In the year of CRAIGBERRY68 While fishing, DIDGERIDOO, had to wait, Cause, LOU BRICCANT, in the hut, Was a PAININTHEBUT And should be fed to the fishes for bait.
Happy Birthday to all of us. Lou.
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Post by fayesake on Oct 12, 2008 10:48:41 GMT
There was a old young Tog named Lou Tog Birthday Limericks he did do They were pithy and bright He got them just right But Lou dear this one is just for you
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 13, 2008 21:04:14 GMT
There was a old young Tog named Lou Tog Birthday Limericks he did do They were pithy and bright He got them just right But Lou dear this one is just for you Thank you dear Faye, that was a lovely surprise. Lou xXx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 13, 2008 21:08:59 GMT
October 13th 2008. One Birthday Today.
An Irishman in his fedora, Made a date, with a girl called Aurora, He went out with her twice And thought! "she's very nice," Told his mate all about it Begorra.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 14, 2008 15:00:28 GMT
October 14th 2008. Four Birthdays Today.
LYN N TROUSERS, a female Tog, Bought a BERRYMUSICDOG, And at night took it to bed, When she heard, DAVIDSGIRL said, "Well CARRIEMEHOLME on a log."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 15, 2008 10:18:35 GMT
October 15th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
A DETERMINEDPERSON, that JULES1, Said, "JANET THATCARDIGAN, is nearly done." She said, "It's for a real swell guy, Whose affectionitely known as just BIGDAI. But he's really a singing Welsh Don."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 16, 2008 10:19:55 GMT
October 16th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
MAXIM M. CLEARANCE, "You've been a miss," "Well I'm here now, so give us a kiss," "Don't know about that, unless we're on a date, But anyway darling, you'll have to wait, Cause firstly, I just MUSTAPHAPISS."
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 17, 2008 11:40:35 GMT
October 17th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
Come and see wha's in me Barra, And wha dye think o tha then Marra? I div'nt naa, wha is it then? iT'S wat's knaan as a TERRYADEN, I've bought it of BIRDINGBARBARA.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 18, 2008 12:48:40 GMT
October 18th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
DEAN was pushing a Wheelchair, in it, was his' mum, He said, "I'm taking mum to town, would you like to come, We're going to a special shop, I hope it's got a ramp, You see, mum wants to buy, a big brass JEANNIELAMP," LESLEY MORTEN said, "That'll cost a PRINTS LE SOME."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 19, 2008 9:49:09 GMT
October 19th 2008. One Birthday Today.
A wee lassie, who lives north of Ripley, When she walks, her chest goes, wobbly, wibbly You can hear people shout, When she's out and about, It's so nice to see you, young DIBLEY.
Happy Birthday Dibs. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 20, 2008 13:29:07 GMT
October 20th 2008 One Birthday Today.
It was the year of CHRIS1956, Togs everywhere, were in such a fix It was soon to be found, When this babe was around That he/she already knew all of the tricks.
Happy Birthday Sir/Madam/ Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 21, 2008 15:18:53 GMT
October 21st. 2008 Four Birthdays Today,
RONNYVAN, had a very big yen, To SEEFOUR girls inside his' den, So he could choose one, just for matin She who would be CINTALAYTIN And say, "My love, IMBACKAGEN.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 22, 2008 13:00:58 GMT
October 22nd. 2008 One Birthday Today.
When you're down to your last dime, You can't see, any reason or rhyme, Don't plunge into some dark scheme, Risk assessment, should be the theme, Think of ELFANSAFETY, everytime.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 23, 2008 10:26:39 GMT
October 23rd 2008 One Birthday Today
Who is the gentleman in the Ad, That tells all children, "Don't be bad, Don't give yourself a cross to bear, Be kind and gentle everywhere." Of course it's MONTY'SDAD.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 24, 2008 12:45:05 GMT
October 24th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
Now there is a young limb, who is a footie ref. Who has difficulty hearing, cause he is a little deaf, His' missus, is a sweet young thing, she is a proper love, When she was asked, In your house, "Who wears the MARIGOLDGLOVE?" She said, "Well it's not me, so it's got to be RJEFF."
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 25, 2008 10:20:09 GMT
October 25th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
EEMA BRAAZKUMOV, who is such a randy tog, Was thinking what to do tonight, while walking through the smog, For tea, I'll have some fishes And then I'll do the dishes, But first, I think I'll ROGERDECATT or dog.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 26, 2008 9:53:43 GMT
October 26th 2008. One Birthday Today.
Will you behave yourself, our kid, Playing with that old bin lid, You'll get yourself in such a mess, I told you not to wear a dress You're just being very STEWPIDD.
Happy Birthday Sir. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 27, 2008 15:03:09 GMT
October 27th 2008. Three Birthdays Today.
MERSEYADDICK doesn't care, EFUCHS anything in his' lair, Till he nearly came a cropper, Met this blonde, who was a whopper And she had a ELLA VAPAIR
Happy Birthday To You Both.
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