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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 23, 2008 19:21:58 GMT
April 23rd 2008 Five Birthdays Today.
CRUMBLYONE was well in need of BARRY R REPAIRS HOLDEN McGROIN was in the kitchen, eating juicy pears. When he'd finished all the pears, his tummy started aching And very soon, he found, that his whole body began shaking "I'll RFER you to the vet," said CAMERON, coming down the stairs.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 24, 2008 12:33:55 GMT
April 24th 2008. One Birthday Today.
For BOBBY,1976 was the year, he first filled a nappy Cause that's the year, He was born, eventful and very scrappy Father wanted a footballing boy, Mother wanted a girl, full of joy. They ended up with a little dog and both were very happy.
Happy Birthday to you, young limb. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 26, 2008 14:05:10 GMT
April 25th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
"FAIRYNUFF," He said to the BEAVER, "I know you're not a deceiver, But when you're in the stream You seem to be in a dream And your coat has been made by a weaver."
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 27, 2008 10:31:26 GMT
April 26th 2008 No Birthdays Today. April 27th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
Head Gardener said, "My god you're a SLOWAN." To KIRSTIETT who was out there Lawn Mowing. "You've been at it all day, You're only getting half pay, And you can come back, when you've done some growing."
Happy Birthday to you both Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 28, 2008 19:08:54 GMT
April 28th 2008 One Birthday Today.
A new young limb, who was a bit soppy, Had so much work, that she couldn't copy. She called the local agency And said "Send someone to the Regency, Just tell them to ask for MSANNTHROPE.
Happy Birthday To you Dear. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 29, 2008 18:00:42 GMT
April 29th 2008 Two Birthdays Today
NERVOSA went out fishing, on a tandem With the one they call NEIL DESPERANDUM. When they got to the stream, He said, "Now my little dream You pedal and I'll try and land em."
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 30, 2008 14:33:14 GMT
April 30th 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
The year SJL,1965, went out hunting Grouse And ended only catching, a measly little mouse. He said, "I must relieve myself, can I use your bog." I'm not too sure was the reply, Cause I think USATOG. But you can always use, that broken-down RICKY T OUTHOUSE.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 1, 2008 11:43:26 GMT
May 1st, 2008 Three Birthdays Today. SCOTTISH JUDE bought a new house from Barretts, She was told, it had bats in the Garrett, By the local CLARE VOYANT, Who said, "For lunch if you want, We'll have Beef and a small TINA CARROTS.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 2, 2008 12:21:00 GMT
May 2nd. 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
Wow! Just look at this, isn't it great Im can't remember seeing such a beautiful plate. The design is splendid, with a sort of mystique Do you think it could be a real ANN TIQUE "Let me see, when it was made," said MICHAEL,1948
Happy Birthday to you both Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 3, 2008 13:43:27 GMT
May 3rd. 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
TONYKIRTON was such a handsome lad, Who found his friend CARAMAE had, Such a tiny MINNIEFUZZ21, The blame for that, she said wuzz on The head of the family, her FATDAD
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 4, 2008 10:57:38 GMT
May 4th 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
I want someone to come with me, DEMENTEDNICK said, "Hey I'm free, But you will have to wait a mo, Because I promised I would go, TODD LINGALONG to CJENNYT
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 5, 2008 10:50:44 GMT
May 5th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
Good grief, that was very nasty, In fact it was really quite ghastly, "My stomach doth burn ere," said Young Limb IVOR HERNIA Through eating that old GRANITEPASTY
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 6, 2008 18:19:07 GMT
May 6th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
BOATY said, "I just don't know how To work out which is Port or Bow, Which is Starboard, or which is Port, I've been to the pub and had a snort." You're drunk, you silly old MOOCOW.
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 7, 2008 17:24:59 GMT
May 7th 2008 Five Birthdays Today, [Phew]
ROBONORM, broke his mug, when he made a blunder Cause, He was a TEA SLURPER, just like NORMDOWNUNDER. He said, "I know what I'll do, send for ADSTYMLLR To come along and mend it, with a tube of polifilla." On hearing this, she laughed, till NORMASNOQUERS clashed like hunder.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 8, 2008 12:38:51 GMT
May 8th 2008 One Birthday Today.
A tog who was polishing the regency, Let one dropand caused a deficiency. The Dowager Countess, was unhappy, Said, "You're fired, but if you're snappy, You might just catch the BENEFITZAGENCY."
Happy Birthday to you. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 9, 2008 14:34:56 GMT
May 9th 2008 Four Birthdays Today
"This heat is gonna MELTEMI," Said SHNIXANGEL from the belfrey, While KDOVEUK said, "I've done roamin But I'd better HEIDIKIDSRCOMIN And they'll want to try and Sell me.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 10, 2008 12:56:16 GMT
May 10th 2008 Five Biirthdays Today.
Hanging up outside the Paper Shop was IANNMAG, SUSIE thought, I'll have that, and put it in her bag, I'll read it while I eat a Rich Tea Biscuit in mi bunk, Cause MA MITE was out drinking with EMILY TILLDRUNK. And A TINCHER had to go outside to have himself a fag.
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 11, 2008 10:45:45 GMT
May 11th 2008 Two Birthdays today.
Now Scotland had a special Tog, Who sat all day upon a log. At night though, he'd go into town And there he would BOB UPPENDOWN Just like a Southern CYBERTOG
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 12, 2008 13:51:24 GMT
May 12th. 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
MY ALAN lives across the sea In a Chalet built for three The mad woman comes along the hall Saying, "Welcome Friends and Good EVE NINALL I've just sent an email too SEROXAT4ME
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 13, 2008 18:09:43 GMT
May 13th 2008 Three Birthdays today.
WENDYRAINFALLS you sit in your flat, On the phone or just chewing the fat, Watching Enders, on SAM SUNGTV Drinking Gallons and Gallons of Tea. And you end up a MENAPAUSALOLDBAT
Happy Birthday to you All. Lou.
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