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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 28, 2008 16:09:13 GMT
October 28th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
DIANNELATCHFORD, always knew her place, She decided she would go, into outer space, First she went up to the Moon, then went on to Mars, After visiting Jupiter, she travelled through the Stars, Then disappeared into a black hole, leaving not a TRACE.
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 29, 2008 14:50:05 GMT
October 29th 2008. Three Birthdays Today
MARINAKB, a young limb, fell into a void, Dusted herself down, but she was still annoyed, I need to keep this dress clean, I'm having friends to tea, And I would like to make sure, That they cannot see, That I have RICKYTLEGS and EMMA ROID.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 30, 2008 16:20:02 GMT
October 30th 2008 Six Birthdays Today'
I have LIN GERIE and some RUSTY SPRINGS ™© » I am AUNTIEWAINWRIGHT and I will sell most things AUDREYKIBBY, you are hired, But you mess up and HUGH LB FAYED Then I'll have to start, that TIGGER1 who sings.
Happy Birthday To You All
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 31, 2008 12:39:01 GMT
October 31st 2008 One Birthday Today.
A man from the town of Kettleworth, Said, "How moch do you think, is this metal worth." "It's a well known fact, That I'm no class act, In that field, so go and CSHUTTLEWORTH
Happy Birthyday Sir/Madam or both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 1, 2008 11:39:27 GMT
November 1st 2008. One Birthday Today.
CALPE, a young limb, not well known, Has no posts that have been shown, Needs to get a brand new life, Away from all the trouble and strife, And join the bewildered under tone.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 14:39:05 GMT
November 2nd. 2008 Two belated birthdays yesterday.
A young limb came out of the blue, His' name was ZANADU212, Right into the fog, Where he stood on HEDGEHOG, Which caused a hulabulu.
Happy belated Birthday To You Both, Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 14:45:02 GMT
I'm away now for a few days, so here's the rest of this weeks limericks.
November 3rd. no birthdays. November 4th 2008 One Birthday Today.
There was an old man called DANE, Who worked in snow hale, or rain, It never mattered, His clothes were all tattered, He stood out like a church weather vane.
Happy Birthday Sir. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 14:55:34 GMT
November 5th 2008 Five Birthdays Today.
That ROBBY HARRIS1 was BLEARYEYED, MAHATT MICOAT was so full of pride, Cause he'd caught PAULJAC, the skiver, With a very RUUDVANDRIVER, And had them bewildered and tongue tied.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 15:08:43 GMT
November 6th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
IZAAC WALTON a young limb from Hants, Gets so drunk that he often chants, PHILOCIFER, that old newly wed, On the first night, took Norms up to bed And shouted, OMG you've got no pants.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 15:23:29 GMT
November 7th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
A painter from Blackpool on Sea, Was well taken aback, when he, Met up with that Ozzy, His' eyes went all fozzy, Cause now they're both called JIMMYC
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 3, 2008 15:31:23 GMT
November 8th. 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
You should NEILC a local Physician, And he'll prescribe you MICKTURITION, To clear that big Zit, And make you a big hit, With that girl, the big blonde beautician.
Happy Birthday To You All.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 10, 2008 13:51:41 GMT
November 9th. No Birthdays Today. November 10th. 2008 Three Birthfdays Today.
"If I had a CADDI FULLER-TEABAGS." Said STEVERN, "I'd fit them all with tags," CATHMEL in her haste, Forgot to be chaste And ripped up her dress into rags.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 11, 2008 16:38:14 GMT
November 11th 2008. Three Birthdays Today.
It was the year of MIKESNOWRUGBY1162, When MJCULVER and a chosen few, Decided to play, on the old village green But the greenkeeper, who turned up on the scene, Said, "You'll have to send ANGIEAGRAM
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 12, 2008 18:46:01 GMT
November 12th 2008. Five Birthdays Today.
JIMWISE gave CASSILDA an Antidote, Just as BHUTO MCCARR, came along in his' boat, "I'll make some PLUMDUFF," Said, the old Naval buff, But best, bring your TUDOR RAINCOAT.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 13, 2008 11:24:48 GMT
November 13th. 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
DOGRAT said, "Is'nt she lush, I could kiss her all day, with me mush, Her lips are divine, I could drink her like wine, But don't tell that old HOLLYBUSH."
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 14, 2008 13:27:00 GMT
November 14th. 2008 One Birthday Today.
A lady tog, went to Bagdhad, To perform a big smash and grab, The Iraq'ys, they caught her, A big Sheihk, then bought her, Say prayers for our sweet little SCRAB.
Happy Birthday, maam. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 15, 2008 10:32:51 GMT
November 15th 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
SCOTT S. W. AHAY The OLDCHEMIST from somewhere on Tay, Met up with a Geordie, Who said, "Wahay me lordie, Let's have a drink, at Whitley Bay.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 16, 2008 11:27:47 GMT
November 16th. 2008. Two Birthdays Today.
MIKE L. IFF or MUCKY MICKEY Went out in his' best suit and dicky, He spotted this girl, Thought, "I'll give her a whirl," But CEEBS found him just too dammed tricky.
Happy Birthday T0 You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 17, 2008 14:50:45 GMT
November 17th. 2008. One Birthday Today.
A couple standing in a queue, At a Cafe, down fifth avenue, When all at once, they heard a shout, As the head chef, chased a junior out, wh08KATE02.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Nov 18, 2008 15:17:10 GMT
November 18th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
CRACKA had a thermal vest, Her Knickers were, PAUL E ESTHER Her plastic skirt kept falling down, Whenever she went on the town, A policeman had to arrest her.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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