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Post by buddybo on May 4, 2005 10:45:54 GMT
TEXTI know you all hate list's. But what else do you do on a wet and soggy wednesday morn.... Make a list of all the things that drive you bonkers.... LIKE:
Coming down the stairs at 5.30am to find that your "Woggit" has thrown up all over your brand new leather sofa.
Having to clean it up!
A song wondering round in your head and you dont know what the hell it's called.
Running out of milk. No rice crispys but you got the blasted box!!!
Getting an Email from a "so called friend" sitting on a beach somewhere in the pacific. and moaning about it being "so Bleedin Hot".
Not being able to find your favorite knickers. Where on earth could they have gone?
Having to put on old knickers...
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Post by Nobbin on Sept 15, 2005 20:03:20 GMT
TEXTI know you all hate list's. But what else do you do on a wet and soggy wednesday morn.... Make a list of all the things that drive you bonkers.... LIKE: Coming down the stairs at 5.30am to find that your "Woggit" has thrown up all over your brand new leather sofa. Having to clean it up! A song wondering round in your head and you dont know what the hell it's called. Running out of milk. No rice crispys but you got the blasted box!!! Getting an Email from a "so called friend" sitting on a beach somewhere in the pacific. and moaning about it being "so Bleedin Hot". [glow=red,2,300]Not being able to find your favorite knickers[/glow]. Where on earth could they have gone? Having to put on old knickers... not being able to get inside my favourite knickers, 'cos I have to get to work and there isn't time. ;D
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Post by nobbin on Sept 16, 2005 9:10:54 GMT
TEXTI know you all hate list's. But what else do you do on a wet and soggy wednesday morn.... Make a list of all the things that drive you bonkers.... LIKE: Coming down the stairs at 5.30am to find that your "Woggit" has thrown up all over your brand new leather sofa. Having to clean it up! A song wondering round in your head and you dont know what the hell it's called. Running out of milk. No rice crispys but you got the blasted box!!! Getting an Email from a "so called friend" sitting on a beach somewhere in the pacific. and moaning about it being "so Bleedin Hot". [glow=red,2,300]Not being able to find your favorite knickers[/glow]. Where on earth could they have gone? Having to put on old knickers... not being able to get inside my favourite knickers, 'cos I have to get to work and there isn't time. ;D Not being able to get in your knickers, either, and listening to you whinge about it! ;D
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Post by buddybo on Oct 3, 2005 18:58:04 GMT
not being able to get inside my favourite knickers, 'cos I have to get to work and there isn't time. ;D Not being able to get in your knickers, either, and listening to you whinge about it! ;D Ya both barking mad!
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Post by Nobbin on Oct 3, 2005 19:46:06 GMT
Not being able to get in your knickers, either, and listening to you whinge about it! ;D Ya both barking mad! Who let the dogs out?
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Post by Beau Leggs on Oct 4, 2005 11:34:55 GMT
Ya both barking mad! Who let the dogs out? The person who forgot to bolt the barn door.
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 4, 2005 13:51:18 GMT
The person who forgot to bolt the barn door. Is that the same bloke who let the cat out of the bag?
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Post by michaelesterol on Oct 4, 2005 18:00:08 GMT
Wasn't he the one who bought a pig in a poke?
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 4, 2005 18:05:10 GMT
Then counted his chickens before they were hatched
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Post by Ophelia Bottom on Oct 6, 2005 7:32:31 GMT
And had all his eggs in the one basket
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Post by beaunydol on Oct 7, 2005 4:08:34 GMT
And had all his eggs in the one basket
That's what you get from looking a gift horse in the mouth.
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 7, 2005 5:33:35 GMT
And had all his eggs in the one basket
That's what you get from looking a gift horse in the mouth.
If only he'd had the goose that laid the golden egg
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Post by Beau Leggs on Oct 7, 2005 11:18:30 GMT
That's what you get from looking a gift horse in the mouth.
If only he'd had the goose that laid the golden eggHe was too busy looking for it, as he took a leap.
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Post by beaunydol on Oct 7, 2005 18:42:13 GMT
Fortunately the stitch in time saved himself and eight others.
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Post by Nobbin on Oct 7, 2005 18:47:53 GMT
Fortunately the stitch in time saved himself and eight others.
... and he didn't put off until tomorrow what he could have done today.
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Post by beaunydol on Oct 7, 2005 18:54:45 GMT
Even if he was badly burnt in the frying pan and fire jumping incident.
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Post by Nobbin on Oct 7, 2005 18:56:48 GMT
Even if he was badly burnt in the frying pan and fire jumping incident.
.. but despite all of that, he never called the pot black.
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 7, 2005 19:24:20 GMT
Even if he was badly burnt in the frying pan and fire jumping incident.
.. but despite all of that, he never called the pot black. Instead he snookered himself behind the pink
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Post by Nobbin on Oct 7, 2005 19:26:12 GMT
.. but despite all of that, he never called the pot black. Instead he snookered himself behind the pink.. and for those of you with black and white television, the pink ball is the one behind the blue. Time for another glass of CS.
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Post by kirstiett on Oct 10, 2005 18:25:15 GMT
I HATE people who put the toilet roll on the wrong way round - it drives me CRACKERS!! - should this have been in this thread or the one called CRACKERS??
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