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Post by beaunydol on Oct 21, 2005 8:42:44 GMT
In Madonna's Abba rip off.....
tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two........
No it isn't. It's a quarter to ten (ish)
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 21, 2005 14:36:18 GMT
In Madonna's Abba rip off.....
tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two........
No it isn't. It's a quarter to ten (ish)
No it isn't,it's 15.35... or is it 4 in the morning cos once more the dawning has woke up the longing
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 21, 2005 15:08:00 GMT
My all time worst.....
Spandau Ballet
......"I bought a ticket to the world" ......" and now I'm back again".................
How can you by a ticket to the world - you can't I tried on the internet. And then when you haven't bought that ticket, how on earth can you come back again from somewhere you've never been??
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Post by Nick O. Teen on Oct 22, 2005 23:08:59 GMT
Katie Melua: There are nine million bicycles in Beijing......Actually, an official survey puts the true number at 7,445,386.* Bye-Bye Katie. Ka-blammmmm!!!!*no, that's not true either, but y'know, come on..... nine million?..... In a new development, it turns out that internationally-renowned mathematician Simon Singh is on board with the Demolition Man. He has pointed out that, contrary to what Katie says about us being "12 million light years from the edge, that's a guess..", we are indeed 13.7 million light-years from the edge, and that this is the best available estimate. This appeared both on Have I Got News For You and on yesterday's Wossy show. Demolition Man - where togs.org leads, others follow!
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Post by Fi on Oct 22, 2005 23:23:50 GMT
Mick Jagger - 'I can't get no - satisfaction'.
OK, I'll concede that he apparently can't get enough, but ................
xx
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Post by nobbin on Oct 27, 2005 21:47:22 GMT
Mick Jagger - 'I can't get no - satisfaction'.
OK, I'll concede that he apparently can't get enough, but ................
xx Have you asked him?
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Post by rolandbutter on Oct 28, 2005 4:14:01 GMT
Katie Melua: There are nine million bicycles in Beijing......Actually, an official survey puts the true number at 7,445,386.* Bye-Bye Katie. Ka-blammmmm!!!!*no, that's not true either, but y'know, come on..... nine million?..... In a new development, it turns out that internationally-renowned mathematician Simon Singh is on board with the Demolition Man. He has pointed out that, contrary to what Katie says about us being "12 million light years from the edge, that's a guess..", we are indeed 13.7 million light-years from the edge, and that this is the best available estimate. This appeared both on Have I Got News For You and on yesterday's Wossy show. Demolition Man - where togs.org leads, others follow! 12 million light-years.......A GUESS. 13.7 million light-years AN ESTIMATE. Who's gonna quibble about 1.7 million light years? The FACT one about the bicycles I'll concede. The other one is stupid to pick up on. Bob Dylan - the answer is blowing in the wind... is it? how existential of him. What was the question?
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Post by nobbin on Oct 29, 2005 9:51:25 GMT
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.....Elton B - John
THERE ISN'T ONE YOU DAFT BAT! It'S ONLY A STORY!
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 29, 2005 18:40:58 GMT
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.....Elton B - John THERE ISN'T ONE YOU DAFT BAT! It'S ONLY A STORY! It isn't,------ is it?
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Post by nobbin on Oct 30, 2005 11:00:50 GMT
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.....Elton B - John THERE ISN'T ONE YOU DAFT BAT! It'S ONLY A STORY! It isn't,------ is it?I'm sorry, mate.......have I dashed all your illusions??? And yees, the scarecrow man isn't real either........
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Oct 30, 2005 20:07:51 GMT
I'm sorry, mate.......have I dashed all your illusions??? And yees, the scarecrow man isn't real either........ Bbbuutt I've [sob] seen him in a [sob] filum and he [sob] looked real to me [sob]
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Post by rolandbutter on Oct 30, 2005 20:38:37 GMT
The Piano has been drinking
Tom Waits
Who is he trying to kid? He's p*ssed as a fart.
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Post by nobbin on Nov 1, 2005 20:54:43 GMT
I'm sorry, mate.......have I dashed all your illusions??? And yees, the scarecrow man isn't real either........ Bbbuutt I've [sob] seen him in a [sob] filum and he [sob] looked real to me [sob]There there *pats on head* Go on into the shed and turn the lights off and make a wish......................................and don't come out until you've drunk it all.......
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Nov 1, 2005 21:03:01 GMT
Bbbuutt I've [sob] seen him in a [sob] filum and he [sob] looked real to me [sob] There there *pats on head* Go on into the shed and turn the lights off and make a wish......................................and don't come out until you've drunk it all....... I've only got Elderberry wine in there and that always makes me feel really old.[do ya getit?]
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Post by nobbin on Nov 3, 2005 16:15:55 GMT
There there *pats on head* Go on into the shed and turn the lights off and make a wish......................................and don't come out until you've drunk it all....... I've only got Elderberry wine in there and that always makes me feel really old.[do ya getit?]No..it's too convoluted for me, sorry mate...
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Post by Vesta Bules ♥ on Nov 6, 2005 14:36:53 GMT
I (Who Have Nothing) - Shirley Bassey. Who's she trying to kid? "You can take her any place she wants to fancy clubs and restaurants; But I can only watch you with My nose pressed up against the window pane." Durrrr - excuse me, but who has eyes in their NOSE!?!?!?!?
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Post by rolandbutter on Nov 21, 2005 13:16:10 GMT
I can often be found with a finger there........
It's raining men - the weather girls.
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Post by Beau Leggs on Nov 24, 2005 15:00:56 GMT
#To dream the impossible dream# - The Quest
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Post by obetwo on Sept 8, 2006 21:20:40 GMT
snap
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Post by Rob Anybody on Sept 9, 2006 21:21:14 GMT
What about You've Lost That Loving Feeling by the Righteous Brothers
#You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips#
How the hell does he know if his eyes are closed (as they should be)?
KA-BOOOOOMMMMMMM!!
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