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Post by Redders on Jun 28, 2006 18:39:29 GMT
Or Choppy's 115th Dream......
Choppy staggered out of the beer tent, and saw Gypsy Sal beckoning him from her boudoir, she flashed a gold capped toothed smile, turned back into the tent revealing a tattoo of a cowboy on her back saying "Wombwell Yorkshire, 1949........" Choppy lurched forward, lurch was a perfect way to describe his disjointed movement after 8 pints of Jennings in the beer tent.......
(Now please continue)..................
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Post by revmichael on Jun 28, 2006 20:53:10 GMT
.... which was very surprising as she is normally a tea-totaller but nevertheless she managed to land right in the middle of ...................................
(over to someone else please)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jun 29, 2006 10:34:04 GMT
a rather large cowpat, which was quietly steaming away, unnoticed in the corner of the fairground field, just by the bicycle shed.....
(over to someone else please)
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Post by bones2112 on Jun 29, 2006 11:37:35 GMT
where Mary was milking a very angry cow, Julie shouted '' Mary put your glasses on you are trying to milk a bull '' so
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jun 29, 2006 14:50:23 GMT
Mary put the wine glasses on the table, but "'er Alan!" promptly knocked them off again. Mary was so incensed at the loss of more of her best glasses that she....
(over to someone else please)
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Post by bones2112 on Jun 29, 2006 14:52:59 GMT
bought some plastic ones, but in the heat they melted anyway. So Mary decided to just drink out of the bottles. But when peeps came to visit they had to
(over to someone else please)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jun 29, 2006 15:55:19 GMT
prize the bottles out of the cowpat, where they had
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Post by Redders on Jun 29, 2006 21:54:37 GMT
prize the bottles out of the cowpat, where they had (over to someone else please) turned into ivory figurines of the goddess Nesta.
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jun 30, 2006 7:41:50 GMT
Nesta was a demanding goddess who expected her subjects to pander to her every whim otherwise she would........
(over to someone else please)
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Post by bones2112 on Jun 30, 2006 8:00:40 GMT
come and bash ours heads in, but alas we have our hero come save us from the evil cluches of Nesta, bow to the Redders who in this case was....
(over to someone else please)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jun 30, 2006 12:24:50 GMT
battling with the chain-mail on his suit of armour. Having finally mastered it, he flung it to the ground and thrust his mighty....
(over to someone else please)
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jul 2, 2006 7:54:42 GMT
belly into his new 18 hour girdle with difficulty. Once he had achieved that he staggered off to find the maidens of the local village waiting for him with open...
(over to someone else please)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 2, 2006 8:06:01 GMT
(*ROFL* at Nesta)
cans of yesterday's beans, which were boiling merrily on the...................
(over to someone else please)
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Post by Redders on Jul 2, 2006 12:21:54 GMT
(*ROFL* at Nesta) cans of yesterday's beans, which were boiling merrily on the................... (over to someone else please) *makes mental note never to speak to Nesta again!* The ample bosom of the butchers daughter Bronwyn. .......... (NEXT...........)
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jul 2, 2006 12:35:28 GMT
(*ROFL* at Nesta) cans of yesterday's beans, which were boiling merrily on the................... (over to someone else please) *makes mental note never to speak to Nesta again!* The ample bosom of the butchers daughter Bronwyn. .......... (NEXT...........) *makes mental note to be especially nice to Redders in future as she doesn't want to hurt his delicate hangover feelings* who was particularly interested in the large salami which Redders had secreted in an unusual place and which he hoped would...... (next.........)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 2, 2006 12:37:47 GMT
act as a door jamb so as to keep a cool breeze around him. He momentarily thought of asking for a spoon for the beans, bur then remembered his mother's words "fingers were made before forks" and hurried towards Bronwyn, ...........
(NEXT PLEASE)
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Post by wandaringhands on Jul 2, 2006 14:06:51 GMT
who quickly checked that her chastity belt was well and truly locked and bolted before she melted into his manly arms crying....
(over to you, someone)
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jul 2, 2006 16:55:43 GMT
"Take me now, you handsome beast" and so he tried but, owing to the chastity belt, suffered a nasty injury to his.......
(who's next?)
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Post by Redders on Jul 2, 2006 18:02:12 GMT
"Take me now, you handsome beast" and so he tried but, owing to the chastity belt, suffered a nasty injury to his....... (who's next?) Left metatarsel, just like Wayne rooney did.........only worse, because...... (over to..........>>)
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 3, 2006 15:06:40 GMT
he had to get his chain mail back on over it and chain mail doesn't stretch. Because of this, he decided that he would just have to......
(next please.....)
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