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Post by Redders on Jul 4, 2006 20:09:04 GMT
he had to get his chain mail back on over it and chain mail doesn't stretch. Because of this, he decided that he would just have to...... (next please.....) Remove several links, but his had the undesired effect of making his bow tie sit at a rather rakish angle which............ (over to the next over vivid imaigination!)
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Post by Candy Mansing on Jul 5, 2006 11:31:04 GMT
did nothing to enhance his standing in the community. At this point Redders decided that if he couldn't impress Bronwyn he would .........
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 6, 2006 21:54:40 GMT
just lick the beans off her bosom anyway, which by this time had gone stone cold (the beans, not her bosom). He shuffled over to her and stuck out his long red .............
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jul 6, 2006 22:20:16 GMT
scarf which he wound several times around his neck to stop it from getting stiff. Unfortunately it didn't stop his.......
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 7, 2006 5:25:20 GMT
continuing urge to lick the beans from Bronwyn's ample cleavage so he hurried forward once again yelling "Once more unto the breach...." when out of nowhere came...........
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Post by Redders on Jul 7, 2006 20:12:24 GMT
Came the evil Black Night, El Nobbin, dressed in purple y fronts, and laughing evily, and talking in Serbo-Croatian..............
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Post by Redders on Jul 10, 2006 16:31:09 GMT
Came the evil Black Night, El Nobbin, dressed in purple y fronts, and laughing evily, and talking in Serbo-Croatian.............. (over to .............er, anyone?) But no one came to his rescue, except a small ferret called Cecil, wearing a diamante collar, who promptly started to do a strange dance involving a false eye and a pink ladies handkerchief....... (Go on, you know you want to.......)
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Post by Nesta Vipers on Jul 10, 2006 17:55:08 GMT
(Go on, you know you want to.......) (I don't actually...I'm too tired....however...) tied around his front paws which rather hampered his foxtrot as he kept falling into the..... (next...)
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 11, 2006 21:54:50 GMT
...... satisfy the womenfolk of the local village until Tesco made their weekly delivery of......
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 11, 2006 21:55:33 GMT
not fair - someone shoved their way in!
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Post by Redders on Jul 15, 2006 20:28:55 GMT
not fair - someone shoved their way in! Chapter 2. Gladys, the fair maiden, imprisoned in the highest room of the tallest tower of Count Nobbins dark castle made one last desperate attempt to escape...................Having saved all the bread from her meagre rations that week, and dried it out to the solidity of a good house brick, she stuffed it all into an old sock that she had found in the privvy...........................
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 17, 2006 23:17:27 GMT
..... chamber next to Count Nobbin's secure office. Armed with her weapon she descended the long spiral staircase and found her way out into the courtyard. The evening was cool and the local constabulary were busy removing the sequins from......
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 19, 2006 6:17:19 GMT
Nobbin's lycra undergarments as they wanted some compensation for him not paying the rent on his rather large..................
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 19, 2006 13:13:34 GMT
....turret penthouse which had been extensively and reasonably tastefully furnished with the help of......
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jul 20, 2006 13:28:10 GMT
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, who had charged him an extortionate amount of money, thus putting Nobbin under some
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Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 20, 2006 14:28:19 GMT
considerable pressure to perform. Meanwhile, all around the valley could be heard the rumbling of
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Post by Nobbin on Nov 4, 2006 16:18:16 GMT
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Post by Monica N'tbayou-Love on Nov 18, 2006 11:31:10 GMT
particularly large and noxious
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Post by Reg on Dec 3, 2006 10:46:23 GMT
red dragon. What disturbed him most was that the rumbling noise was coming from the dragon's
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