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Jul 24, 2006 0:47:59 GMT
Post by Redders on Jul 24, 2006 0:47:59 GMT
^ It's the fruit thing going on. The apples ferment in the knees first. > I've never smoked and never will. V Why are all the sexy men already married? ^ bad luck > will I ever catch that elusive butterfly? V Who's fault is it I'm not 6' 6'' and blonde with a six pack......my mothers or fathers? Or that short @rsed milkman/rent collector?
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Jul 24, 2006 0:51:43 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 0:51:43 GMT
^ bad luck > will I ever catch that elusive butterfly? V Who's fault is it I'm not 6' 6'' and blonde with a six pack......my mothers or fathers? Or that short @rsed milkman/rent collector? ^ I'd opt for the milkman. > I'm only 5'4". V Why does morning come so early in the day?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:19:56 GMT
Post by Marianne Regretit on Jul 24, 2006 11:19:56 GMT
^ So there's a time to eat Frosties (other sugar frosted flakes of corn are available) > I've got two basset hounds V Can you still buy Spangles?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:39:24 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 11:39:24 GMT
^ I think so but they're probably not called that any more. > I have a black and white cat called Basil. V Why am I addicted to these boards?!!!!
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Jul 24, 2006 11:47:26 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 11:47:26 GMT
^ 'Cos they're better than working > I'm a very boring person with nothing interesting to put here < What's a Radar Key?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:50:16 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 11:50:16 GMT
^ A key which lets you into disables toilets and is a universal fit across the UK > I live in Bristol V Why do grass stains come out of cricket whites easier than mud stains?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:54:27 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 11:54:27 GMT
^ Because grass stains are only chlorphyll which can be broken down by detergents. Mud can contain impurities that can't be broken down easily > I now know what a Radar Key is < What is the question to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:57:33 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 11:57:33 GMT
^ Dunno, but the answer is 42. > I like the colour burgundy. V Why can't teenage boys keep their rooms tidy?
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Jul 24, 2006 11:59:58 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 11:59:58 GMT
^ Because teenagers go suddenly deaf when being asked to contribute ANYTHING towards the running of a home > I can now get the ^>V symbols right! V Why does Bonnie Langford still exist?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:02:23 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:02:23 GMT
^ Because she's soooo sanguineous skinny! Grrrrr! > My favourite coffee is latte V How does my cat know to drop his black hairs on light coloured things and his white ones on dark coloured things?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:04:56 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:04:56 GMT
^ Because cats like to irritate people as much as possible, and will only ever stop bothering with us when they learn to use a tin-opener > I'm 6' 1" tall (I used to be 6' 3") V Is losing height as you get older normal?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:11:06 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:11:06 GMT
^ Yes. > I've decided it's too hot to work today. V Who drank the last of the chilled diet lemonade?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:13:44 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:13:44 GMT
^ Not me, I'm still sipping my lemon tea. > I love Gladys's lemon tea V Am I normal (in the TOG sense of the word?)
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Jul 24, 2006 12:13:45 GMT
Post by Sharon Sharealike on Jul 24, 2006 12:13:45 GMT
^ Normal is as normal does > I am supposed to be working on my presentation for sales meeting tomorrow - ooops V Will I get it finished in time for a spot of sunbathing?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:15:41 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:15:41 GMT
^ Perfectly. > I fancy something really tasty. V Can I start my diet again tomorrow?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:17:46 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:17:46 GMT
^ You don't need to diet > I should be getting back to work V Why do I keep being nice to Gladys?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:19:07 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:19:07 GMT
^ Because I'm irresistible. > I haven't done any work at all today. Yet. V Why can't I concentrate on something more sensible than TOGs?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:23:39 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:23:39 GMT
^ Because you're a TOG > I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK Now V Why don't I want to got back to work>
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Jul 24, 2006 12:30:22 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:30:22 GMT
^ Because it's Monday. > My mother in law is a schizophrenic. V Can someone do my ironing for me please?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:32:17 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:32:17 GMT
^ Bring it round - I'll do it on Saturday after I've done all mine (after 3 p.m. should be OK) > I'm not joking, I really DO do the ironing V Why can't people get their apostrophies in the right place?
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