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Jul 24, 2006 12:43:51 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:43:51 GMT
^ Because they only have a bag of errant ones and not the well-behaved sort. > I'm wearing Oyster Pink nail varnish. V Do I really have to behave?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:46:10 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:46:10 GMT
^ Not at all > I'm not wearing any nail varnish today V Why does my 'puter keep resetting itself with no warning?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:49:53 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 12:49:53 GMT
^ It's probably a male one. > I'm glad I don't have to behave on here. V Why does the real world have to interfere with the virtual one?
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Jul 24, 2006 12:53:04 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 12:53:04 GMT
^ Because the powers that be control both > I'm waiting for another cup of lemon tea V Why haven't I had anything to eat yet>
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Jul 24, 2006 13:12:30 GMT
Post by lily on Jul 24, 2006 13:12:30 GMT
^ Because the powers that be control both > I'm waiting for another cup of lemon tea V Why haven't I had anything to eat yet> ^ 'Cos youse too busy mauling with the Toggy Boards!
> I've just done my 3rd lot of washing
V Is it too early for a Magners cider?
xxx
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Jul 24, 2006 13:35:10 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 13:35:10 GMT
^ Of course not. Indulge. > I've just had a ham salad wholemeal roll. V Why didn't it taste as good as a bacon sarnie?
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Jul 24, 2006 13:48:20 GMT
Post by lily on Jul 24, 2006 13:48:20 GMT
^ Of course not. Indulge. > I've just had a ham salad wholemeal roll. V Why didn't it taste as good as a bacon sarnie? ^ Same reason oven chips aren't like the real thing > I've just had another shower 'cos it's so hot V Where did I put my keys? xxx
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Jul 24, 2006 13:51:56 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 13:51:56 GMT
^ In your handbag, but they've migrated to the bottom. > I'm in pi**ed off mode. V Why hasn't he called me?
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Jul 24, 2006 15:09:51 GMT
Post by Peter Outenstop on Jul 24, 2006 15:09:51 GMT
^ Called you what? > I'm 5' 10" V Why is the sky blue?
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Jul 24, 2006 15:17:23 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 15:17:23 GMT
^ Because it is. > I'm wearing purple flowery flip-flops. V Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Jul 24, 2006 15:20:17 GMT
Post by Peter Outenstop on Jul 24, 2006 15:20:17 GMT
^ Because the burger was calling him > I'm not V Why can i remember things from long ago but not from 10 mins ago?
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Jul 24, 2006 15:26:30 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 15:26:30 GMT
^ Because you're a TOG. > My bread machine has just bleeped to tell me there's a nice crusty loaf ready for tea. V Why are cornettoes (?) a lot smaller than they used to be?
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Jul 24, 2006 15:51:34 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 15:51:34 GMT
^ They're not. Your hands are bigger.
> The Catalytic Converter in my car has just died.
V Why is it gonna cost soooooooo much to replace?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:01:13 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 16:01:13 GMT
^ Because car dealers are good at ripping us off. > I still haven't done any work today! V Will I be able to catch up tomorrow?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:05:36 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 16:05:36 GMT
^ I doubt it, but then neither will I > I just can't seem to focus on anything today V Is it me?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:13:37 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 16:13:37 GMT
^ Nope. > I'm having chicken salad with new potatoes for tea. V What are you having?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:17:23 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 16:17:23 GMT
^ I think I fancy rustling up a couple of curries. Jalfrezi for me and something milder for the rest of the tribe > I love curries, me ^ Is it the food of the gods?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:24:57 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 16:24:57 GMT
^ If it isn't, it should be. > I like a really hot chilli too. V Why can't I play a guitar?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:30:58 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jul 24, 2006 16:30:58 GMT
^ Because you don't practice > The hotter the chilli, the better V Why do I keep following you on nearly every thread I go on? Am I a stalker?
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Jul 24, 2006 16:42:42 GMT
Post by Gladys O'Lover on Jul 24, 2006 16:42:42 GMT
^ Probably. > I quite like being stalked. V Am I totally crazy?
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