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Minims
Jan 23, 2007 16:41:54 GMT
Post by Monica N'tbayou-Love on Jan 23, 2007 16:41:54 GMT
These are like maxims - just less grandiose and more realistic... for example:
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand, and I will break my lever
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Minims
Jan 23, 2007 20:45:21 GMT
Post by natty on Jan 23, 2007 20:45:21 GMT
Pardon?
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Minims
Jan 24, 2007 14:01:42 GMT
Post by Monica N'tbayou-Love on Jan 24, 2007 14:01:42 GMT
Oh dear - you mean you've never heard "give me a lever long enough and a place to stand, and I will move the world" ?
How about this one then? "It's always darkest before it goes pitch black."
Get the idea? cos if not I'll just give up and crawl back into hibernation again
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Minims
Jan 24, 2007 16:48:32 GMT
Post by revmichael on Jan 24, 2007 16:48:32 GMT
Sorry, I think I'll become a hedgehog/
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Minims
Jan 24, 2007 18:27:05 GMT
Post by singingyorkie on Jan 24, 2007 18:27:05 GMT
so am I
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Minims
Jan 25, 2007 13:57:05 GMT
Post by Reg on Jan 25, 2007 13:57:05 GMT
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led"
(Stan Laurel)
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:00:54 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jan 26, 2007 9:00:54 GMT
Veni, VD, Vici (I came, I got the clap, then I got rid of it)
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:04:56 GMT
Post by paul Zernikazof on Jan 26, 2007 9:04:56 GMT
Veni, VD, Vici (I came, I got the clap, then I got rid of it) Veni Vino Vomui I came I got rat@rsed I threw up Veni Vidi Visa I came I saw I shopped
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:19:56 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jan 26, 2007 9:19:56 GMT
Minims (also called the Minimi or The Order of the Minims) are followers of a Roman Catholic religious order founded by Francis of Paola in the fifteenth century in Italy. So there.
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:35:03 GMT
Post by natty on Jan 26, 2007 9:35:03 GMT
Who is there?
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:40:42 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jan 26, 2007 9:40:42 GMT
I was, but I've gone now.
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:43:28 GMT
Post by natty on Jan 26, 2007 9:43:28 GMT
My screen says you're online.
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 9:45:16 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jan 26, 2007 9:45:16 GMT
Don't believe it. It's lying to you. It's the slow dial-up connection. I'm actually offline at the moment.
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 10:05:54 GMT
Post by natty on Jan 26, 2007 10:05:54 GMT
Now my screen says you're offline. Does that mean you are actually online?
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 10:23:18 GMT
Post by smoggie on Jan 26, 2007 10:23:18 GMT
"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on as a hat"
Billy Connolly
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 10:29:03 GMT
Post by natty on Jan 26, 2007 10:29:03 GMT
I thought your name was smoggie *LOL*
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Minims
Jan 26, 2007 14:01:56 GMT
Post by Rob Anybody on Jan 26, 2007 14:01:56 GMT
Well, it isn't.
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