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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 12, 2010 12:22:56 GMT
regular customers, who were invited to a masked Easter Egg hunt at
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 12, 2010 13:29:27 GMT
Mecca. That being the famous dance hall near Blackpool Tower that had been forced to close because
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Post by Frankleapold on Mar 12, 2010 14:39:41 GMT
of the food fight between a Mr Flagrante and a Mr Ramsay in which they were discussing the merits of
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 15, 2010 11:57:16 GMT
deep fried crispy ducks feet in a whelk sabayon as a starter.... before a main course comprising
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 15, 2010 12:21:24 GMT
pig's trotters with a black pudding jus, caramelised samphire, foam of artichoke heart and eye of newt, (actually did I not just see this menu on Mastershout?) followed by
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 15, 2010 13:19:15 GMT
2 black horses pulling a glass-sided hearse and 6 pallbearers named
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Post by Frankleapold on Mar 15, 2010 15:07:29 GMT
H. Earse, C. Offin, G. Raves, De'ath, R. Mortice and P. Bearer - the wake was held in the Gravediggers Arms. Those attending consumed the following delicacies
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 15, 2010 15:27:39 GMT
blood pudding sandwiches, deep-fried witches' fingernails, leech quiche, sauteed frogs' legs and jellied eyeballs, all washed down with
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 15, 2010 19:15:22 GMT
several choice beverages. Stinkwort and Burdock, fermented mop bucket juice from the Gents at the aforesaid Gravediggers Arms, Croaker Cola, essence of freshly squeezed eel juice topped up with maggot oil, and for the Laydeeez.......diluted muscle-oil as used only a dozen times by the cast and crew of 'The Full Mountie', obtained by offering large bribes to
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 16, 2010 10:26:53 GMT
a furtive little stage hand called Mousewhimper, in return for a generous
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 16, 2010 11:17:19 GMT
offer of 2 nights all expenses paid weekend in
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 17, 2010 17:58:44 GMT
Saddleworth in November, all inclusive of Black Sheep, flat caps, clogs, whippets and
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 18, 2010 9:20:53 GMT
raincoats, rainmates, umbrellas, galoshes, wellingtons, busrides to the nearest supermarket, thick socks, seaboots, ski passes, gluwein, cheese fondues, packed lunches for the journey to the nearest cinema and binoculars that will permit marvellous panoramic views of the
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2010 10:56:01 GMT
end of the ginnel. The local Tourist Authority meanwhile had decided to capitalise on the abundance of water by promoting
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 18, 2010 11:15:14 GMT
Competition high diving in the Olympic-sized museum car park, white water rafting on tin trays along Smithy Lane ending up with a canoe slalom race along the canal to Huddersfield where the competitors will be able to purchase
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2010 11:41:35 GMT
fish, chips 'n mushy peas infused with antibiotics, along with a souvenir model of Bradley Hardcastle of Brass fame, standing in front of
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 18, 2010 11:56:51 GMT
several mill-girls, who, although giving the appearance of being starving are clearly not without sustenance because of the size of their bosoms. Also available will be several technical drawings bought at a 'Bargain Hunt' auction in deepest Cleckhuddersfax-by-the-Wibble which will enable the purchaser or purchasers, individually or in a syndicate, to mass produce
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2010 12:31:09 GMT
David Dickenson in shades ranging from tropical sunset to baked mahogany complete with Spode chamber-pots decorated with
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Post by Ricky T Outhouse on Mar 18, 2010 14:21:23 GMT
1930' s cigarette cards depicting famous football players from Bradford Park Avenue and Hamilton Academicals, all available for cash or in exchange for similar cigarette cards depicting Wally Hammond, Douglas Jardine and Harold Larwood that were rescued from an Australian
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Post by LucyQuipment on Mar 18, 2010 14:35:31 GMT
dunny, thanks to Skippy who hopped up in the nick of time saying "tut tut TUTT tut" while pointing his (her) paw to
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