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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 22, 2008 17:46:35 GMT
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SORRY
I used to do all the things for you A man wants a girl to do, oh Baby. I washed your shirts for you Your dirty socks and underwear too Oh Baby..y Every minute, every hour I used to shower you With chips, pies and pasties If you wanted seconds You just had to ask me
Now, I’m gonna make you sorry, Oh yes I will, yes I will I’m gonna make you sorry Oh yes I will, I will.
A cute little blonde came walking by Pulled in your gut, gave her the eye oh Baby, Then you tried every trick in the book You didn’t know I’d seen you look, oh Baby..y Then later that day You walked away I know what You wanna give ‘er Makes me feel Just like chopped liver
So I’m gonna make you sorry Oh yes I will, yes I will I’m gonna make you sorry Oh yes I will, you know I will.
Every pie I bake And each and every chip I make Brings me closer Baby, closer to you And with every sip of my beer Though you’re not here I’ll hunger for every wasted stew.
I’m no more the girl of your dreams My muffin top hangs over my jeans oh Baby But now it’s time to make my stand Put itching powder in your underpants oh Baby..y She’ll be watching you scratch Thinking ‘ What’ll I catch?’ She’ll do a runner She’ll take a stroll, Won’t touch YOU With a ten foot pole
Yes, I’m gonna make you sorry Oh yes I will, yes I will. ……….
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Post by Dinah Boordum on Jul 22, 2008 23:53:23 GMT
Another great one Nuala! *adds it to the growing collection to be brought out at parties*
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Post by Hideous Dwarf on Jul 23, 2008 8:02:02 GMT
Very good.
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Post by paul Zernikazof on Jul 23, 2008 9:02:53 GMT
Another great piece of work Nuala. I dont know how long I can keep up with your talent. pZ xx
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Post by TerriTalks on Jul 23, 2008 9:22:31 GMT
Hi Nuala All I can say is......Brilliant! Made me giggle I Loved it! More Please. Love & Hugs TerriTalks xxxx
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