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Post by paul Zernikazof on Jul 24, 2008 16:50:10 GMT
GARDENING QUEEN
She keeps her mower and hand tools In a pretty garden shed She wears fancy leather gloves And a straw hat upon her head She’s got a whole load of remedies For greenfly and killer bees At any time she’s spraying You really should be praying
Courgettes and runner beans She knows just what you mean Extraordinary size
She’s a Gardening Queen Paraquat and Evergreen Dynamite with a mowing machine Guaranteed to trim your weeds Anytime
Recommended on TV Soluble in DDT Wanna try?
To avoid complications She always wore a rubber dress In conversation She took it off to show her chest Met a man from Dunoon Took him up to her room Then she accidentally Tore his kilt this way and that
Manure came naturally from cowsheds She’d spread it wide upon the bed Festering and portable
She’s a Gardening Queen Paraquat and Evergreen Dynamite with a mowing machine Guaranteed to trim your weeds Anytime
Recommended on TV Soluble in DDT Wanna try?
Rubber dress and gardening hat Showing you her pussycat Then momentarily inflated By a bout of sprouty gas She’ll drive you wild, wild She’s out to prune things
She’s a Gardening Queen Paraquat and Evergreen Dynamite with a mowing machine Guaranteed to trim your weeds Anytime
Recommended on TV Soluable in DDT Wanna try?
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 24, 2008 19:33:52 GMT
Superb! They just keep getting better and you may go right to the top of the class with this one. So..o..o good. x
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Post by Dinah Boordum on Jul 24, 2008 23:46:01 GMT
Excellent PZ!! I really look forward to these parodies...
;D
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Post by TerriTalks on Jul 25, 2008 9:19:13 GMT
Hi pZ I agree with the above comments!! Very well done! Love it! Love & Hugs TerriTalks xxxx
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