dograt
Apprentice TOG
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Post by dograt on Apr 24, 2009 15:23:15 GMT
Pensions Plans
Down at Westminster under the clock Playing for time the fooling must stop Plans have gone wonky, details are wrong All of the wrinklies are living too long.
They are running the block, all exercising No time for the hassle of conveniently dying, So our political masters are hatching a plot Too many proles the breeding must stop.
Too many people too many cars Not enough roads its musical chairs, Numbers increasing the island is shrinking Reduce the population MPs are thinking.
One young member says bring back the rope For men with high sperm counts for them there’s no hope, Encourage smoking and drink driving again A fifty pound fine for taking the train.
Reduce prices in pubs and the bars No speed limits or seat belts for buses and cars, Scrap warnings on cigarette packs Encourage smoking to prevent heart attacks.
So as they are out laughing enjoying just living Ignoring the ageing and the years advancing Honorable members are taking a vote To cut off the balls of men who don’t smoke.
You’ve taken precautions in all that you do Except when you choose the red or the blue, So remember at Westminster they’re hatching a plot To make us go early whether we like it or not.
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Apr 24, 2009 20:43:32 GMT
Brill.
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