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Moles
Jun 8, 2009 21:36:21 GMT
Post by shemmy on Jun 8, 2009 21:36:21 GMT
...How to get Rid of the little divels, as devised by PMS.
We are in a rural area, and frequently have visits from neighbouring moles. Much to the delight of PMS, who runs around like a headless chicken, shouting, 'the b*gg*rs are ruining my lawn, I'll kill the little so and so's when I get my hands on them', is the usual tirade. However, when it comes to the crunch, well. it is a different story.
The tried and tested method of getting rid of the moles, as devised by moi and PMS, is to stand still for ages, spade in hand and bucket at the ready. When the Earth moves, that is moles coming up for air, other events I will not ask about!, have your spade ready and when the mole gets near to the top, dive in deep, so as not to slice said mole (so far no mole has been hurt), and flip the mole out of the ground. I forgot to add, wear thick gloves, the b*gg*rs bite! Then grab the mole and place in bucket. Hurrah!! This was the events which took place, earlier this evening. So, then what to do with the mole? You may well ask. PMS, takes it for a walk to our local common to release it!! I haven't the heart to tell him, that like the Terminator, it will be back. LOl. ;D ;D
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Moles
Jun 8, 2009 21:47:46 GMT
Post by troykerr on Jun 8, 2009 21:47:46 GMT
Ah those were the days when Plumbers used the pelts of the wee beggars to wipe their joints with.
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Moles
Jun 9, 2009 21:08:03 GMT
Post by Lyn N Trousers on Jun 9, 2009 21:08:03 GMT
When you're next performing this task can you give me a shout please? ?? I'm sure the footage on You Tube will bring hours of joy ;D
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Moles
Jun 9, 2009 21:49:34 GMT
Post by sarah on Jun 9, 2009 21:49:34 GMT
Just get out the loud speakers and play Jasper Carrot!! xx
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Moles
Jun 10, 2009 8:44:00 GMT
Post by troykerr on Jun 10, 2009 8:44:00 GMT
When you're next performing this task can you give me a shout please? ?? I'm sure the footage on You Tube will bring hours of joy ;D I'll just solder on thank you
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