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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 27, 2009 14:14:41 GMT
That new bloke Zack seems rather previous, but I feel that we should not discourage him. It is a sad fact that some of us are at the grateful age.
Perhaps just a gentle warning, akin to a slap around the chops with a sea bass?
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Post by sallydickins on Jul 27, 2009 14:18:39 GMT
Mae dear, sea bass is far too posh for the likes of that Barf bloke. It may be policy to stretch to a mackrel.
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 27, 2009 14:22:36 GMT
Mae dear, sea bass is far too posh for the likes of that Barf bloke. It may be policy to stretch to a mackrel. Sea bass? sorry, I meant a double base
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 14:23:27 GMT
Does Ivy know you are starting another is pun thread?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 27, 2009 14:25:21 GMT
Does Ivy know you are starting another is pun thread? Once upun a time........
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Post by sallydickins on Jul 27, 2009 14:54:17 GMT
Does Ivy know you are starting another is pun thread? Once upun a time........ ....there was a man called Pike who......
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Post by on Jul 27, 2009 15:04:33 GMT
...scaled the heights of mediocrity ...
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Post by sallydickins on Jul 27, 2009 15:06:56 GMT
...scaled the heights of mediocrity ... .......along with a Fin called Roach......
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Post by Frankleapold on Jul 27, 2009 15:08:15 GMT
and discovered that he had a beige temperament like him.....
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Post by Conrad Grills on Jul 27, 2009 15:11:08 GMT
There was a man called Hermoniges Phniggs Who lived in Kilburn in horrible digs He changed his name to Eric Fruit And now it won't rhyme
Ta much Mr M.
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Post by tomfoolery on Jul 27, 2009 16:07:39 GMT
There was a man called Hermoniges Phniggs Who lived in Kilburn in horrible digs He changed his name to Eric Fruit And now it won't rhyme Ta much Mr M. The boy stood on the burning deck And wished he'd never been born The Captain said you wouldn't have been If the rubber hadn't torn. Walter De La Mare.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 27, 2009 16:18:12 GMT
The boy stood on the burning decks looking over at the docks where some ladies of dubious employment were playing pocket snooker
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 27, 2009 16:18:37 GMT
....there was a man called Pike who...... Didn't tell anyone his name
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Jul 27, 2009 16:55:25 GMT
The boy stood on the burning deck with a pocket full of matches a spark went up his trouser leg and burnt his balls to ashes inside leg and scorched the seam of his trousers.
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 27, 2009 17:03:47 GMT
The girl stood on the burning deck Her lips were all a quiver She gave a cough Her leg dropped off And floated down the river
William Makepeace Churchill
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Jul 27, 2009 17:10:26 GMT
The girl stood on the burning deck the captain he pursued her The white of egg.........
*decides not to complete this one*
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Post by lolliepop on Jul 27, 2009 18:02:49 GMT
The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls.
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Post by tomfoolery on Jul 27, 2009 20:54:59 GMT
The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. I am shocked!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 21:05:11 GMT
The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. I am shocked!!! Yeah of course you are. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2009 8:46:36 GMT
The Togs stood on the burning boat They had a feeling they were sinking The One with most posts should go overboard I was commended for my quick thinking
Mae Pish-Hem
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