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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Aug 5, 2009 7:45:12 GMT
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and she was sure He was God!
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Native American: 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
AMEN!
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Post by revmichael on Aug 5, 2009 18:25:44 GMT
Nice one Mahatt.
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Post by sarah on Aug 5, 2009 21:48:10 GMT
like it, thankyou. xx
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Post by shemmy on Aug 6, 2009 8:23:38 GMT
Thanks Mahatt, that gave me a good chuckle xxx
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