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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 26, 2009 10:55:44 GMT
It's time to come clean about my origins.
I was born in Rotherham and named Wilfred O'Nions. Due to an unfortunate accident with a Turf Accountant's chain saw, I spent some time in a nursing home in the Far East, namely the Mablethorpe Assylum For Foundlings In Angst.
I re-emerged as Mae Hem, a go go dancer, and toured the working mens clubs in South Yorkshire. They threw coal at me, it wasn't much of a living but it kept me warm at nights.
I am now retired and living in the Grand Abode for Greying Artistes.
Now who are you?
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Post by on Aug 26, 2009 12:23:52 GMT
I do not know. I must ask my batman: Lurch Ifter.
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Post by tomfoolery on Aug 26, 2009 12:33:49 GMT
I am the son of a famous paternity order.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Aug 27, 2009 15:18:23 GMT
I am the son of an Arab Oil Billionaire
Oils well that ends well
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Post by kiwigirl on Aug 28, 2009 6:59:00 GMT
i am
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Post by Water Woman on Aug 28, 2009 7:20:12 GMT
I am..... not, as some may believe, a woman with severe water-works problems (although, now you mention it.....) But a woman who floats on water in her narrow home. I was going to be known as 'narrow water woman' but felt that I would spend too much time explaining that it was the water that was narrow not the woman!!!
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 28, 2009 7:52:32 GMT
I am..... not, as some may believe, a woman with severe water-works problems (although, now you mention it.....) But a woman who floats on water in her narrow home. I was going to be known as 'narrow water woman' but felt that I would spend too much time explaining that it was the water that was narrow not the woman!!! Have you got a water bunk-bed?
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