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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 30, 2009 15:29:48 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out.
Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him?
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Post by imbackagen on Aug 30, 2009 16:02:35 GMT
Hello vicar are you still on a one day week
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Post by Juan Tanamera on Aug 30, 2009 17:35:55 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out. Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him? Dear Sad Deluded Lady. You need to spend a bit more time and money not down the bingo but on getting yourself in shape. A tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enlargements, a face lift and a couple of gallons of Aqua Fresh mouth wash wouldnt go amiss in keeping your man away from his local's 18 year old sex pot of a barmaid.
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Post by Slowan on Aug 30, 2009 18:11:57 GMT
Jaun! Always the voice of reason and sense!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Aug 30, 2009 18:17:03 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out. Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him? Dear Sad Deluded Lady. You need to spend a bit more time and money not down the bingo but on getting yourself in shape. A tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enlargements, a face lift and a couple of gallons of Aqua Fresh mouth wash wouldnt go amiss in keeping your man away from his local's 18 year old sex pot of a barmaid. Whose side are you on, Give me the 18yr old sexpot barmaid everytime.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 20:49:13 GMT
Dear Sad Deluded Lady. You need to spend a bit more time and money not down the bingo but on getting yourself in shape. A tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enlargements, a face lift and a couple of gallons of Aqua Fresh mouth wash wouldnt go amiss in keeping your man away from his local's 18 year old sex pot of a barmaid. Whose side are you on, Give me the 18yr old sexpot barmaid everytime. Now there is the sense. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 7:56:14 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out. Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him? Dear Sad Deluded Lady. You need to spend a bit more time and money not down the bingo but on getting yourself in shape. A tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enlargements, a face lift and a couple of gallons of Aqua Fresh mouth wash wouldnt go amiss in keeping your man away from his local's 18 year old sex pot of a barmaid. Madam, I have taken your advice to heart, the husband has been booked in for the surgery you recommend, and I have run away with the Vicar. Ham sandwich anyone?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 1, 2009 8:10:59 GMT
Dear Sad Deluded Lady. You need to spend a bit more time and money not down the bingo but on getting yourself in shape. A tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enlargements, a face lift and a couple of gallons of Aqua Fresh mouth wash wouldnt go amiss in keeping your man away from his local's 18 year old sex pot of a barmaid. Madam, I have taken your advice to heart, the husband has been booked in for the surgery you recommend, and I have run away with the Vicar. Ham sandwich anyone? *idea* Let me know where this pub is and I'll run off with the barmaid giving your future ex husband a job opening when he comes out. Can he pour a pint and flash his cleavage at the same time or does that count as multi tasking?
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 8:20:34 GMT
Madam, I have taken your advice to heart, the husband has been booked in for the surgery you recommend, and I have run away with the Vicar. Ham sandwich anyone? *idea* Let me know where this pub is and I'll run off with the barmaid giving your future ex husband a job opening when he comes out. Can he pour a pint and flash his cleavage at the same time or does that count as multi tasking? Great idea! He is a bit obsessed with the bosoms thing though, he may well reply 'is that half a pint of Double D Sir?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 1, 2009 8:26:45 GMT
*idea* Let me know where this pub is and I'll run off with the barmaid giving your future ex husband a job opening when he comes out. Can he pour a pint and flash his cleavage at the same time or does that count as multi tasking? Great idea! He is a bit obsessed with the bosoms thing though, he may well reply 'is that half a pint of Double D Sir? If the operation goes to plan, he will soon have his own to play with. Is he getting them on the National Health?
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 8:29:02 GMT
Yes, and the bosoms!
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Post by tomfoolery on Sept 1, 2009 8:32:23 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out. Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him? Are you my wife?
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 8:39:46 GMT
The husband has taken to drink, and has to be carried home nightly from various local hostelries. All this carrying on home is putting my back out. Q. Would it be indecorous to carry him home in a wheelbarrow, and what excuse could I give to the vicar if I meet him? Are you my wife? Is your barrow stainless steel with a wonky wheel?
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Post by on Sept 1, 2009 8:58:46 GMT
Is your barrow stainless steel with a wonky wheel? No. It is on the A40 just west of Gloucester and is full of old bones.
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 9:09:21 GMT
Is your barrow stainless steel with a wonky wheel? No. It is on the A40 just west of Gloucester and is full of old bones. Gottit! had tu mil it over though!
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