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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 23, 2009 8:49:47 GMT
The next holiday the Hems go on will be to a nudist resort. After two solid days of doing the laundry (shirley the most boring task ever) I thought of the cunning plan to go bare faced!
Question though, if there is a posh restaurant at said resort, will PMH have to wear a tie?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 23, 2009 8:54:17 GMT
Yes. But not where he thinks.
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 23, 2009 9:00:59 GMT
Yes. But not where he thinks. Interesting, and are napkins allowed? Or is one careful with the soup course?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 9:09:01 GMT
Yes. But not where he thinks. Interesting, and are napkins allowed? Or is one careful with the soup course? Just make sure you sit a couple of feet away from the table.So the soup has time to travel to its intended destination on the ladle spoon, allowing it to cool before consumption.Hope this helps.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 23, 2009 9:23:05 GMT
Interesting, and are napkins allowed? Or is one careful with the soup course? Just make sure you sit a couple of feet away from the table.So the soup has time to travel to its intended destination on the ladle spoon, allowing it to cool before consumption.Hope this helps. Don't listen to him! Thing to do is to sit right up against the table with as much of the nekkid body under it as possible. Tie the tablecloth aoround the neck as if a giant napkin, and slurp the soup as quickly as possible. Also has the added advantage that you make friends with the diners opposite, if the table isn't too wide.
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Post by sallydickins on Sept 23, 2009 9:30:11 GMT
Yes. But not where he thinks. It would have to be a clip-on job for heath an safety purposes........
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Post by Phil Occifer™ on Sept 23, 2009 9:37:16 GMT
A dickie-bow would be appropriate
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Sept 23, 2009 9:37:29 GMT
I favour the spinning bow-tie a la Frank Butcher myself. Lends a certain class to an evening of nekkid dining.
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Post by sallydickins on Sept 23, 2009 10:39:54 GMT
I favour the spinning bow-tie a la Frank Butcher myself. Lends a certain class to an evening of nekkid dining. Does it spurt wat
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Sept 23, 2009 10:42:43 GMT
Does it SPURT? ?? Sal! I'm shocked and outraged and... ...oooh a nekkid rugby match!
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 23, 2009 11:51:00 GMT
Does it SPURT? ?? Sal! I'm shocked and outraged and... ...oooh a nekkid rugby match! Which position do you play, my little scrum-down strumpet?
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Post by sallydickins on Sept 23, 2009 12:05:33 GMT
Does it SPURT? ?? Sal! I'm shocked and outraged and... ...oooh a nekkid rugby match! Which position do you play, my little scrum-down strumpet? Hooker Any position you want her to play......
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Sept 23, 2009 12:19:02 GMT
Does it SPURT? ?? Sal! I'm shocked and outraged and... ...oooh a nekkid rugby match! Which position do you play, my little scrum-down strumpet? After match shower monitor. ;D
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Post by on Sept 23, 2009 12:27:25 GMT
Personally, I favour a tight head.
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Post by Wanda Roff on Sept 23, 2009 14:24:58 GMT
I think you've taken the wind out of their sales with that one, Madam!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 15:08:56 GMT
I think you've taken the wind out of their sales with that one, Madam! Madam in actual fact is full of wind.
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Post by on Sept 23, 2009 15:17:20 GMT
Madam in actual fact is full of wind. How perceptive of you. Thank you for pointing it out. I thought I recognised you when you first appeared. You were in fact one of my bubbles. I now just need to remember from which end.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 15:20:52 GMT
Madam in actual fact is full of wind. How perceptive of you. Thank you for pointing it out. I thought I recognised you when you first appeared. You were in fact one of my bubbles. I now just need to remember from which end. I would hazard a guess at the wrong one.
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Post by tomfoolery on Sept 23, 2009 15:29:42 GMT
Personally, I favour a tight head. I demand the Mods do something about this post.Give Dot an award perhaps? Perhaps a trip Down Under?
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Post by sallydickins on Sept 23, 2009 15:31:40 GMT
Personally, I favour a tight head. I demand the Mods do something about this post. Hammer it in?
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