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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 8:28:31 GMT
I have a curtain twitcher of a neighbour, who misses nothing, but can get things very wrong, 'I noticed the car wasn't in the driveway, was your mother terribly ill? Did you have to go and look after her?' - no the PMH just had a couple of days off, - but you get the picture. She has lately taken to coming through my back door without knocking, and then pronouncing 'oh, I've caught you on the computer!' or 'oh caught you reading a book!'.
Would it be terribly over the top of me if next time she 'caught' me at something, it would be mad, passionate sex on my sofa with her husband?
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 8:34:55 GMT
Husband? No no no no........you need a farm working type for it to really work well...... I believe there's such a person lurking down in Cornflakeshire who wouldn't mind doing the honours.......
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 8:37:54 GMT
Husband? No no no no........you need a farm working type for it to really work well...... I believe there's such a person lurking down in Cornflakeshire who wouldn't mind doing the honours....... I am intrigued, I hear he has an interesting angle on crop rotation
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Oct 15, 2009 8:45:02 GMT
I heard it's his angle that does the interesting rotation...
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 9:32:47 GMT
Husband? No no no no........you need a farm working type for it to really work well...... I believe there's such a person lurking down in Cornflakeshire who wouldn't mind doing the honours....... I am intrigued, I hear he has an interesting angle on crop rotation Huh......his crop rotation "angle" is which side-does-he-wear-his-comb-over-today?
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Oct 15, 2009 10:44:11 GMT
The backside?
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 12:01:32 GMT
I am intrigued, I hear he has an interesting angle on crop rotation Huh......his crop rotation "angle" is which side-does-he-wear-his-comb-over-today?I must say, he sounds jolly exciting, just two questions, is he kind to animals, and does his comb have all its own teeth?
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Post by Kelly Sigh on Oct 15, 2009 12:23:00 GMT
Huh......his crop rotation "angle" is which side-does-he-wear-his-comb-over-today?I must say, he sounds jolly exciting, just two questions, is he kind to animals, and does his comb have all its own teeth? Best ask Snowy! ;D
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 12:35:09 GMT
I must say, he sounds jolly exciting, just two questions, is he kind to animals, and does his comb have all its own teeth? Best ask Snowy! ;DI can answer the 2nd question first with confidence; no. The 1st question; a matter of opionion..........Snowy seems to still be there but that may have something to do with the padlock and chain........
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 12:38:24 GMT
It's the middle one you could approach in helping you out with your neighbour.......
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 13:25:06 GMT
Best ask Snowy! ;D
I did just that, his reply was 'Oh, the Cornflakeshire one, - be still my bleeting beating heart'.
He then muttered something about 'he's not getting his mighty mitteny mitts on me matey' and trotted off to eat some rope.
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Post by idiotmittens on Oct 15, 2009 13:27:33 GMT
Is my name being bandied around here?
I have feelings you know
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 13:29:45 GMT
Is my name being bandied around here? I have feelings you know That's just what Snowy said!
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Post by Mae Hem on Oct 15, 2009 13:34:08 GMT
It's the middle one you could approach in helping you out with your neighbour....... Well he looks like the result of years of inbreeding like a useful chappy, can I buy a padlock off him for my back gate?
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 13:37:20 GMT
Is my name being bandied around here? I have feelings you know * cues Frenchie/goatie type music* Feelings.......nothing more than......Feelings.........
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 13:38:56 GMT
It's the middle one you could approach in helping you out with your neighbour....... Well he looks like the result of years of inbreeding like a useful chappy, can I buy a padlock off him for my back gate? Probably give you sum 'o's.....
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Post by tomfoolery on Oct 15, 2009 14:11:50 GMT
Would it be terribly over the top of me if next time she 'caught' me at something, it would be mad, passionate sex on my sofa with her husband? In your dreams. Dave
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Post by Kelly Sigh on Oct 15, 2009 14:37:25 GMT
Best ask Snowy! ;D I did just that, his reply was 'Oh, the Cornflakeshire one, - be still my bleeting beating heart'. He then muttered something about 'he's not getting his mighty mitteny mitts on me matey' and trotted off to eat some rope. It always amazes me when people assume Snowy to be male..... I mean.... Mittens might be a bit of a prevert.... but he's not that much of one!
;D
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Post by sallydickins on Oct 15, 2009 15:15:38 GMT
Best ask Snowy! ;D I did just that, his reply was 'Oh, the Cornflakeshire one, - be still my bleeting beating heart'. He then muttered something about 'he's not getting his mighty mitteny mitts on me matey' and trotted off to eat some rope. It always amazes me when people assume Snowy to be male..... I mean.... Mittens might be a bit of a prevert.... but he's not that much of one!
;DAll together now........ Ooooooh yes he is......... ;D
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Post by Vera Bout on Oct 15, 2009 20:37:48 GMT
*Sends Snowy telephone number for "Goatline" then thinks best ring for him, rings for Snowy assistance*
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