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Post by revmichael on Nov 7, 2009 8:43:33 GMT
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Nov 7, 2009 9:51:05 GMT
*Groans* ;D
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Post by Caddi Fuller-Teabags on Nov 8, 2009 14:43:56 GMT
I was starting to believe that! Arrgh.
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Post by sarah on Nov 8, 2009 22:31:56 GMT
hahahahaha so was I Caddi - brilliant one rev. xx
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Post by Shuggie on Nov 10, 2009 15:40:29 GMT
I thought penguins lived in convents ..
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Post by Beau Leggs on Nov 11, 2009 10:18:12 GMT
I thought penguins lived in convents .. I wonder if the penguins use a priest to kill the fish?
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Post by troykerr on Nov 11, 2009 11:39:13 GMT
Oh that I like. Now how did that get its name I wonder?
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Post by oldbean on Nov 18, 2009 21:38:57 GMT
groan... how could you do that to me?
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Post by Shuggie on Nov 19, 2009 9:54:07 GMT
I thought penguins lived in convents .. I wonder if the penguins use a priest to kill the fish? Do fish live in convents as well?
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Post by troykerr on Nov 19, 2009 10:32:50 GMT
Not for long.
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Post by troykerr on Nov 19, 2009 10:45:37 GMT
Psst - anyone getting Google ads down there that are oddly appropriate?
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Post by Ena BumDance on Dec 28, 2009 21:58:52 GMT
And you a preacher!
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